Bottom-shelf blue ruin rotgut whiskey; science and technology used for meglomaniacal purposes; listening to old vagabonds telling mysterious stories; the use of robotics in America's modern homes; rumbling in the alley behind my house; frenet branca; rock and roll; sex.
Anyone that knows what happens if you beat "Pac Man."
Jetliner, AC/DC, Wilco, Rainbow, Paper Lace, Wanda Jackson, Gene Vincent, Big Sandy and his Fly Rite Boys, Ben Folds, Kate Earl, Stephen Malkmus and Pavement, Tower of Power, Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, Dizzy Gilespie, Carl Perkins, The Kinks, Weezer, Ween, The Clash, ELO, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Ted Nugent, Mutt Taylor, Two Gallants
The Big Lebowski, Safe Men, CQ, Star Wars, Jaws, Spider-Man, True Lies, Unleashed, The Rocketeer, October Sky, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Fantastic Voyage, Journey to the Center of the Earth, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, The Aviator, Kicking and Screaming(Baumbach, not Ferrell), Fantastic Voyage, Journey to the Bottom of the Sea, It Came From Beneath the Sea, A Crack in the World,
Kenny Vs. Spenny, Magnum PI, Nip/Tuck, The Amazing Race, The Apprentice, Knight Rider, CHiPS, Quantum Leap, Arrested Development, Channel 101,
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline, Best American Non-Required Reading, Lamb, Catcher in the Rye, Kitchen: Confidential, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Big Sleep, Last Trout in Venice, Survivor, Carter Beats the Devil, Me Talk Pretty One Day(any Sedaris), The Partly Cloudy Patriot(any Vowell), Cadillac Desert, Raid on the Sun, anything Kafka, anything McSweeneys, anything George Saunders, the concept of Hemingway
Kenny and Spenny; Modern Drunkard Magazine