Jesse

Well, for starters let's talk about me and myspace. You see, I hate this whole top 8 thing. I mean, it's great and all but how does one take a few dozen friends (or few thousand in my case) and then prioritize them into a nice grouping of 4, 8, 12 or any other multiple of 4 not to exceed 24? Well, I say screw that because I hate choosing favorites! So what you'll see with my top 8 is that I've left my friends on my top 8 in the order in which that person and myself became friends on myspace. Alicia, congrats on being my first myspace friend. Everyone thinks you're hot and that you're my girlfriend or wife or both. Travis, you suck because you swapped out your friend of 17 years for your girlfriend of 7 months. I see how it is. And if it weren't for me you'd never have met her! Ass. Regina, you're just lucky to even have a spot on my top 8. Just kidding, secret lover. Casey, you're cool. Kerry, well, you just keep shitting all over my page and making me laugh. Mike, Josh and Monaca.. I can't think of anything offensive to say to you 3 right now so I'll just shut up and sign off.