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Monaca

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a petite brunette female, mildly attractive.

My Interests

Travelling, music, amature (at best) photography, thoughtful conversation, board games, dancing, nose-picking, and partying like a rockstar.

I'd like to meet:

People with Pudding Pops in their freezer. And who like to share. That's "Pudding Pops", not those fudge cycles things.

Music:

Motion City Soundtrack, Butch Walker, The Format, Aretha Franklin, Billy Joel, Street to Nowhere, Damien Rice, Prince, Jack's Mannequin, My Chemical Romance (don't judge judgers), Rilo Kiley, Say Anything, Ketaset, The Matches, The Spill Canvas, Steriogram, Ben Folds (five or not), RadioHead, Coldplay, Bright Eyes, Kasey Chambers. Ooh, I love that song Bellbottom Blues. Ooh, and that song I got it bad (and that ain't good). The Nina Samone version. Ooh and Hard Harted Hannah. The Ray Charles version. Listen to it. It's good.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sudden Manhatten (if you know this movie I am seriously impressed), Closer, Garden State, Good Will Hunting, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Dazed and Confused, and pretty much any good ole fashion romantic comedy.

Television:

Bad reality TV. I have a problem. It's so bad it's good.

Books:

I'm Not Myself These Days (so frickin good!!), Choke, The Lovely Bones, Wisdom of Ages (Wayne Dyer), Neverwhere (Neil Gaiman), The Cat in the Hat still gets me, Tipping Point (Malcolm somthingoranother), and I thought Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim was the best Sedaris yet.

Heroes:

My Daddy. Definitely. And if you’re one of those people that turns up their nose at adult women that still use the word "Daddy".... bite me.

My Blog

Do you love to hear about me as much as I love to hear about me?

Some of you know that I am writing my first book. It's an authorized biography and I'm trying this thing where I alternate the chapters between the actual biography and the story of me writing the bio...
Posted by Monaca on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

The Monaca and Tony story. everyone get out your favorite highlighter

Okay, so yes, Tony and I did break up. It's getting exhausting explaining it to everyone and then having to quickly reassure them that it's fine, for the better and we're both happy. so i'm taking adv...
Posted by Monaca on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST

My favorite converstion via AIM thus far

AIM IM with Tom The Higher.7:43 PMTom: Lets kill ourselvesI can't take it anymoreMe: that's an invitation a girl doesnt get every dayTom: We will become ghostsMe: how romanticTom: And travel with ...
Posted by Monaca on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

just a quicky

for some reason this really meant something to me:My dad and I were hanging out last night. I'm not gonna say we were drunk (but if I did I wouldn't be lying). We started talking about my Grandpa. ...
Posted by Monaca on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:14:00 PST

400 extra pounds and a horny dog

I'm driving down the interstate right now. Okay, not literally driving. I'm a passenger. I'm passengering down the interstate somewhere between Oakland, CA and Seattle, WA. It's been about 9 hours...
Posted by Monaca on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

It's so nice of you all to hang out with me anyway

I'm sure you're like me in a lot of ways. You don't want to think yourself an imbecile. If you had some sort of severe brain damage you would probably have trouble accepting it and certainly you woul...
Posted by Monaca on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:57:00 PST

something for nothing

I'll remove my mismatch earplugs (small yellow from the left ear, large blue from the right) and replace them with my iPod earphones and sit my ass down to write a fucking blog about this nonsensical ...
Posted by Monaca on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:58:00 PST

Don't tell the bad guys I'm Batman

So Robin and I hopped into the batmobile the other day to cruise our hot asses (comfortably covered in leather and vinyl) to the airport.  I should tell you that Robin (whose secret identity ...
Posted by Monaca on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:17:00 PST

Have you ever had a stranger paint your butt crack?

Yeah that's right.  You know me.  Never afraid to ask the tough questions.  Have you ever had anyone paint your butt crack for that matter?  Well let me tell you, it's not so bad.&...
Posted by Monaca on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:51:00 PST

I might be slightly crazy but you're totally nuts!

The other day my friend Ryan and I were having a drunken debate on which sex is the craziest.  He was for the girls and I, needless to say, was for the boys.  I should also say that at the t...
Posted by Monaca on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 12:40:00 PST