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Nothing, we're doing nothing, Sitting here wondering why nothing's happening....

About Me


My name for today is Paul James Giovanni £rd AKA Futureproof Pious.
I'm an 8 bit music writer and eternally spinning record player, and for the next 2 years & 3 days (starting Friday 13th October 2006), I'll be providing you with top quality FREE music writing minus the hype, but including the drama, wonder and romance we all need via....

So what's my music policy?

Well, I love and write about all genres and styles of music, as and when I feel like it. The only common thread is that I believe music should be entertaining, solid, committed, melodic and worked, yet natural, clever and always beautifulll …
For Example: they came from the stars i saw them

My Own Musical Background

is all over the place.
Since my quick and efficient birth, I've been the headteacher of a small brass bands training department and been in elastic and string bands. I've produced electronic music, from the hugely rawkus and nasty to the quietest, most pleasantest peacetime you can imagine. I've listened to hundreds of hours of multi instrument practice, and many more records. I've learnt music theory and organised nightclub and pub nights...
However, like so many other earnest folk, none of my musical efforts have (thus far) allowed me to retire….
So, nowadays I don't produce much, except the odd novelty pop track and my monthly mix project CASA HASA GIOVANNA.....

My Written Background

is a touch more concise
After wearing myself out writing a series of books culminating in an excellent full length account of the life and times of nuclear power, I'm currently taking things easy, concentrating on writing shorter pieces and enjoying everything I do..

So, where's my writing at??
Well, right now, I'm focusing on online publishing and online publishing alone....
Yes boss, I have the irrational and rather optimistic belief that blogs and online content is the future of journalism, so to the opportunity cost of whoring myself around to mags, websites or papers, I'm throwing everything in my own space for now, and so far it's going very well indeed...
(As of Saturday 5th April 2008)
(To read more about how and why I go about things as I do, pop along to www.paulgiovanni.com and read this interview by My Official Small Clone)
The PGC In response to the ever fuller and more varied demands of being Paul Giovanni 3rd, I've found the best way forward is to employ staff. This has lead to the formation of the Paul Giovanni Corporation AKA The Futureproof Music Corporation
Yes boss, I now hire and fire! I convene meetings of steering committees!! I order office supplies and I BREAK FUCKING BALLS TO GET THE WHOLE FUCKING JOB DONE ON TIME!!!! At the time of writing, I have 10 full time members of staff
To learn more about them and their roles, click any of the pictures below...
If you feel you have what it takes to jump aboard The PGC ship: MESSAGE ME RIGHT AWAY and I'll assess your suitability...

BANDS, ACTS & MUSICIANS: You wanna be reviewed???
Kiss the picture below for details of how...

OK, that's about it, about me for now:
If you like what you've read here, and even if you don't, please do subscribe to this blog...

Banter and comments, whether they be NASTY malicious, vicious, pleasant or vivacious AND life affirming are always most definitely welcome....
All the very best Paul Pious James Deman Giovanni £rd:+)

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:


Readers
Quality Musicians of all colours and shapes New and old magazines I can contribute to Beautiful women with style and substance
Brute ugly men with style and substanceFolk with lots of money and no sense who are preparred to pay me to write this shit...

Music:

SOME OR ALL OF THE WORK OF: KRAFTWERK + THE KLF = BLAH BLAH BLAH x LUKE VIBERT - KARLHEINZ STOCKHAUSEN + TIJUANA BRASS - PRINCE + HERBIE HANCOCK / PHILIP GLASS = GUNS N ROSES - STEVE VAI = TOM WAITS - DR OCTAGONYES + CHIC x THE ORB = WU TANG CLAN - M.A.R.R.S - THE VAN ALLEN BELT x MERCURY REV + TODD TERRY - DAVID HOLMES - MANIC STREET PREACHERS +MADONNA - NIRVANA - NINO ROTA + CHRIS CLARK - METALLICA - ROBERTA FLACK x BON JOVI - WORKSHOP + ROXY MUSIC - PIRATE RADIO STATIONS EVERYWHERE - FRANK ZAPPA = JOAO GILBERTO + THELONIUS MONK -ROYAL TRUX + DJ BEATTIE - ELECTRIC COMPANY + CRAZY FROG + SUPER USER - BOARDS OF CANADA - YILA - AQUA x SLAYER x BIRDSONG = JONNY L = ARAB STRAP - JUAN ATKINS +THEY CAME FROM THE STARS I SAW THEM +DIAMANDA GALAS - SCANNER + ADELE - CHET ATKINS + MILES DAVIS = HARMONY ROCKETS + KISS= ORBITAL + KYLIE MINOGUE - JANES ADDICTION + ENNIO MORRICONE / DJ DANGERMOUSE - FUTURE SOUND OF LONDON + FAST EDDIE = FAT BOYS - POLYPHONIC SPREE + SISTER SLEDGE + SHY FX -
APHRODITE + PLAID - KID 606 - LTJ BUKEM - MASTERS AT WORK - JOSH WINK + SEX PISTOLS / NAUTILUS x GORKYS ZYGOTIC MYNCHI + BLACK FLAG x = JACKAMO BROWN + JOSH WINK + MAZZY STAR - REEL TO REAL + SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR - COLOSSUS+ LADY SOVEREIGN - MOUSE ON MARS = AIR - BARRY WHITE = ELVIS + THE DOORS / LED ZEPPELIN - ARETHA FRANKLIN + THE ART OF NOISE = K HAND - THE RED ARMY CHOIR - PHILIP GLASS + JOHN ADAMS + PJ HARVEY - ANTHRAX -
PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED = THE SYLISTICS + DIONNE WARWICK - SPRING HEEL JACK - CHICK COREA + DYKEHOUSE + TOM RUSSELL + KONONO NO1 - GARY NUMAN - IGGY POP = KATE BUSH + QUEEN - SENOR COCONUT - PULP + TRENTEMOLLER - BRITNEY SHEARS +
METAMATICS = A GUY CALLED GERALD - SHEILA = ANDREW WEATHERALL + SUICIDAL TENDENCIES - ANGELO BADALAMENTI + THE STREETS -
THE PRODIGY / ANDY WILLIAMS + PAUL GIOVANNI +ANTHONY AND THE JOHNSONS + CYLOB - SURGEON + ARTFUL DODGER + LEE 'SCRATCH' PERRY - DAFT PUNK / DEELITE + DJ SCUD + DIZZEE RASCAL / DOWNSIZER = DREXCIYA = ELECTRIC COMPANY / SOHA + ERIC SATIE + EUGENE MACHINE -
NONSTOP EVERYTHING - BILLY CHILDISH + CRAIG DAVID - GNG x THINGS IN HERDS / DOCTOR OCTAGON + LADYKILLAS - BRAVECAPTAIN + DAN DEACON - CLINKER / LISBON UNDERGROUND MUSIC ENSEMBLE - DION MCGREGOR AND MICHAEL BARRFAITH NO MORE / FELA KUTI + GOLDIE - PLAN B + MATMOS - OVUCA + DAN LE SAC + THE STONE ROSES + IGGY POP = HOT CHIP - HARDFLOOR + ICE T - ICE CUBE - NWA + GRAVEDIGGAZ - GONZALES = GLOBAL COMMUNICATION - GLOBAL GOON + MIKE DRED + THE FALL - HRVATSKI -
INNER CITY / JIMI HENDRIX + BODENSTANDIG 2000 - ARTFUL DODGER +
ORBITAL - OCTAVE ONE + MARCELO RADULOVICH ROGER SANCHEZ - RANDOM NOISE GENERATION - PAN SONIC - PET SHOP BOYS x SUN RA = APHEX TWIN - SLY AND THE FAMILY STONEDIANA ROSS - TALL PONY + DERRICK MAY - LEE HAZLEWOOD - PHOTEK = PINK FLOYD = BOO RADLEYS - RADIOACTIVEMAN - ST ETIENNE + MAD PROFESSOR - BOGDAN RACZYNSKI = MAXIMUM FORCE!!! - BJORK + THE RESIDENTS / SUICIDAL TENDENCIES = SISTER SLEDGE - ACDC + SPIRITUALIZED BEE GEES - OF MONTREAL + SEPULTURA - AEROSMITH - PANTERA + QUEEN = PANACEA

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

HEATHER MILLS * ALEXANDER VINOKOUROV * KEN LIVINGSTONE * LEE 'SCRATCH' PERRY * BILL DRUMMOND * BILLY CHILDISH * SHAUN GREENHALGH * ANDREW WEATHERALL * MIKE MUIR * MICHAEL RASMUSSEN * BARRY BONDS * MACHIAVELLI * GEORGE SOROS * GRAHAM OBREE * BASIL FAWLTY * LANCE ARMSTRONG * GEOFFREY BOYCOTT * MICHAEL EAVIS * HORTON JUPITER * MILES DAVIS * HUNTER S THOMPSON * MARK E SMITH * MARCO PANTANI * RICHARD D JAMES * GEORGE ORWELL * FELA KUTI * IVAN BASSO * DION MCGREGOR * EUFEMIO FUENTES * LEE HAZLEWOOD * MY GODDAMN SELF & ALL MY SUBSCRIBERS!!

My Blog

ANOTHER HARD WEEK IN THE OFFICE FOR GIOVANNI.....


Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:29:00 PST

THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME....

'The ironic thing was that you had the accepted rebels like Bobby Gillespie and Shaun Ryder and Liam Gallagher - who were all fawned upon in one way or another; and then you had me!I've never played t...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:07:00 PST

THE PISS UP ON THE TUBE

RA RA POSH GIRLS RA RA!!!!!"One of the main reasons people flock to London from all over the world is the flash-bang-wallop of its vibrant "yoof " culture. They do not come here to be dazzled by an al...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:07:00 PST

BRUNING DOWN THE HOUSE....

Well, i went along for my first dose of Spark's 21 albums in 21 nights last night and it was wonderful....Yes boss, the LP in question was Sparks In Outer Space and even though it isn't one of their b...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:43:00 PST

JESUS CHRIST AND MARY ON A BIKE!!!! ITS A REAL LIFE STRAIGHT UP GIG REVIEW!!!!!

I've seen Eugene Machine play twice. I first saw them supporting and organising the first gig I saw by They Came From the Stars I Saw ThemThat gig (and the second) took place at a small private member...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:39:00 PST

THE WEEK AHEAD....

Laxxiness'll get you nowhereis an often said cliche in the real world of work, and whereas it might be true in terms of lining the nest with crispy notes, lounging can bring on a whole load of longer ...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:54:00 PST

MARK E SMITH ON LYRICS AND THE NATURE OF MODERN DEPRESSION...

'I usually find the more you try, the less it works. It's best not to force it. When people do force it you can always hear it. It's just not how it should be. What gets me is the lack if ly...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:01:00 PST

THERES SOMETHING WHOLLY JOYFUL....(pt2)

I say I hate artists, but I most certainly don't hate My Official Artist and I also like the idea of this new exhibition by The Chapman Brothers. Yes boss, I've never much liked the Chapman Brothers w...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:47:00 PST

WELL THAT WAS ALL RATHER FURIOUS....

Not to mention curious...Late last night, I start to get all these messages and comments from both friends and strangers suggesting my account is showing up as deleted?!?!I took a good look at the sit...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:14:00 PST

YOU KNOW DISSENT IS OVER WHEN....

people start organising parties to celebrate stupid new laws rather than to oppose them....Yes boss, the UK folk of today are so proud of this new booze ban on London public transport, they're making ...
Posted by : THE FUTUREPROOF OH JESUS BE QUIET BLOG BY PG£ : on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:48:00 PST