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ashley.

About Me



I really miss Death From Above.



"My dear boy, I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me put up with them at all. Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowlegde of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Excuse me, Two black coffees...with cream please. Is it within walking distance? Are you allergic to penicillin?

My Blog

02 Wireless Festival - Leeds

Rachel Stevens Modular DJ Soho Dolls       Datarock       Mortals       New Young Pony Club       Morga...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:58:00 GMT

Spot The London Celebrity!

Instructions: Go to a London art gallery, approach any person, with caution,ask them if they are [Insert Celebrity Name Here]. Tell them you love what they do and ask to have a photograph with them. A...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 13:18:00 GMT

Beggars Of Britain

"I used to give, I used to give generously. These people disgusted me but I still gave. I was appalled, but I felt sorry for them - and they knew it! Oh, they could spot old muggins a mile off! It was...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:43:00 GMT

Stolen Prop?

Decided to go camping at the weekend, which mean "raving" in a tent listening to Wozza's iPod which has everything from Mastodon to Lilly Allen. All this fun and exitement was going on during a "tropi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:45:00 GMT

Meaner than Ashley?!

Sweet.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:41:00 GMT

The Adam Love and other such things

Went to see Taking Back Sunday the other day, (couldn't care less wether you like them or not). Mr.Lazzara laughed at our "Lamb Of God": I then managed to get Adam's towel - it's light blue and sweaty...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 15:33:00 GMT

Phew! Scientists Are Mean! And wtf?!

You will all be pleased to know that Sheena is now back home, safe and sound. Guess where she was?! The 3 year-old next door neighbour had him in his wardrobe!...I always did hate toddlers.Oh yeah and...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 13:27:00 GMT

Oh dear

I do believe that I have lost my cat =[ And we've been through so much together: That time it turned orange when it was supposed to be black.When it chocked on my hair thing- (Thank you, I hated it).I...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 20:20:00 GMT

Take It From Ash...

  ...TAMAGOTCHI'S ARE BACK!
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 13:07:00 GMT

Alex Zane's House Of Games

At around 1am I turn on my TV. What do I see? Alex Zane, dressed in a floor-length aubergine coat, riding a 5 year old's tricycle, whilst wearing a top hat.Yum! Who cares about the creepy game show, ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 21:09:00 GMT