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Lord Summerisle

the problems of the mind cannot be solved on the level of the mind.

About Me

I'm not the type of person who will only make a brief appearance in his own life story. I have a deep longing for the consolation prize. I can carry a whole conversation using nothing but non-sequiturs while you nod your gormless head and smile, looking like a lost tourist painfully grasping a large pineapple. I'm not the kind of guy who would buy a piece of art in a bar but I am the type of guy who would surely vitiate your girlfriend in feral fashion inside of the lavatory while you buy that crap piece of art. I have a profound love of words, call it sesquipedalianism. I often lament the poverty of language in this country and all of the hackneyed cliches that go with it. I rarely use the word "like" in a sentence but rest assured if I do it will only be once. I write everyday to cure all of the wrongs. Not dissimilar to breathing, eating and eliminating in that it is an organic process. Everything in life is in and out. Moustache? I'm the kind of guy who would richly benefit from one but I presently lack the discipline of Charles Bronson (loved him in Kinjite) or the maintenance skills of one Joseph Davis (oil change). Okay, so right here and right now, as double jointed dancers insert glow stick suppositories, as Madonna cuts herself shaving, as ancient venues in Rhode Island collapse into beautiful ruins...I'm declaring myself "Wolfking of My Space"!!!
This profile was edited with the earnest assistance of Jan-Michael Vincent, an 8-ball and an incontrovertibly ghetto fabulous Myspazz Editor

My Interests

Writing, animal rights, a.m. armada, awkward beauty, graceful carelessness, coahoma county wind cults, making marzipan, mayan rules football, lapin idiosyncrasies, somatogravic illusions, zoanthropy, ornithology, ouija windmilling, people with tragic dimensions neuro-linguistic programming, polysyllabic sprees, freestyle rap contests with my cat and rabbit, hawaiian cartography, grave architecture, thrift shops, luna moths, taking photographs of people saying shut up, any art that has an equipoise of visceral and cerebral, rabbits, cats and solitude.

I'd like to meet:

I'm solipsistic. All is projected outward from inside of my mind. Therefore I have already had the immense pleasure/displeasure of meeting every single one of you! I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth.

Music:

john phillips, lee hazlewood, bobby timmons, andrew hill, tina brooks, will oldham, smog, edward ka-spel, sordid affair, stars of track and field, the sea and cake, penderecki, paganini, charlie rich, charles manson, bill fay, cyrus faryar, dino valente, beach boys, dennis wilson, small faces, kinks, monkees, eno, dan bejar, silver jews, pavement, captain beefheart, andrew bird, jackson c. frank, mark lanegan, mike johnson, hank snow, gary higgins, death in june, current 93, alasdair roberts, cardinal, hank mobley, elmo hope, chet baker, vincent gallo, gordon lightfoot, gene clark, guy clark, mentors, maitreya kali, LOS ENEMA BANDITOS!, sixto rodriguez, john simon, leonard cohen, phil spector, dinosaur jr., e.l.o., steely dan, supertramp, serge gainsbourg, jacques brel, scott walker, allen toussaint, james carr, tim dog, johnny ace, big red goad, spell, tom rapp, tim buckley, tim hardin, tim rose, fred neil, elmore james, townes van zandt, beatles, stones, terry kath, judee sill, linda perhacs, vashti bunyan, papa m, grassella oliphant, os mutantes, syd barrett, matt pond pa, mazarin, john denver, red house painters, nick drake, bert jansch, meic stevens, mingus, booker ervin, dupree bolton, lee morgan, baby huey, icecube, sammy davis jr., wagner, lambchop, ike & tina, tindersticks, bowie, lou reed, electric mayhem, thee electric mainline (r.i.p. toby), neil young, paul giovanni, magnetic fields, smiths, adam ant, billy nicholls, joy division, david ackles, cressida, celeste, can, early yes, byrds, arthur lee, clifford brown, gil evans, joe henderson, johnny coles, jack wilson, horace silver, bobby hutcherson, roy haynes, joe chambers, jimmy woods, mccoy tyner, herbie nichols, hank sr., elvis, sandy denny, hem, dead can dance, dizzy reece, carmell jones, curtis amy, grant green, gram parsons, kris kristofferson, merle haggard, richard thompson, phil ochs, bob dylan, jens lekman, jackie mclean, tom waits, jimmy webb, left banke, shaun harris, coil, cramps, marvin sease, david byrne, todd rundgren, shuggie otis, willie hightower, fela kuti, zombies, et al.

Movies:

Watership Down werner herzog's, roman polanski's, woody allen's, alejandro jodorowsky's, bertolucci's, pasolini's, fellini's, vincent gallo's, dario argento's, jess franco's, walerian borowczyk's, lars von trier's, michael haneke's, godard's, ingmar bergman's, stanley kubrick's, melvin van peebles', sam peckinpah's, bent hamer's, todd solondz's, p.t. anderson's, john waters', jim vanbebber's, nicholas roeg's, david lynch's, deep throat, wicker man, junebug, jacob's ladder, baba yaga, two-lane blacktop electra glide in blue, tully, equus, primer, eagle vs. shark, the squid and the whale, skidoo, matewan, how to draw a bunny, donnie darko, caligula, sweet movie, spider's strategem, venus in furs, scarlet diva, devil's rejects, race with the devil, up!, old joy, sherrybaby, kinjite, idiocracy, road house, milo & otis, any film with klaus kinski or julie christie in it.

Television:

The advent of color television was concomitant to the advent of l.s.d., no coincidence. curb your enthusiasm, californication, meadowlands, entourage, extras, flight of the conchords, sopranos, big love, dexter, six feet under, twin peaks, kingdom, hell's kitchen, mandrake, meerkat manor, ali g., professional boxing, professional football, howard stern on-demand.

Books:

AUTHORS: john fante, dan fante, john o'brien, jerzy kosinski, zoë miller, osamu dazai, cathleen daly, bukowski, mr. peach, early hemmingway, tim peeler, knut hamsun, d.c. berman, robert bingham, james ellroy, john fowles, john kennedy toole, kurt vonnegut, richard ford, jim goad, lester bangs, breece d'j pancake, carver, richard adams, villon, celine, camus, zola, sartre, mishima, abe, jeffers, exley, hesse, nietzsche, larry brown, et al. the junk and treasure of 5,000+ books reside in my mind. an epistemological sanford and son of sorts.

Heroes:

John Phillips D.C. Berman and Bobby Timmons unless your name is Brian Wilson, Van Dyke Parks or David Bowie, it's probably a really bad idea to write a song about your hero or heroes!

My Blog

bluebird notes

BLUEBIRD NOTES   the headlights projected the road the rumblestrips kept us awake we took the river route a serpentine fire road listened to Bobby Timmons moanin' on the radio   the river o...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:35:00 PST

between the mirages

BETWEEN THE MIRAGES     We spent the better part of the day opening up music boxes just to watch the amber lady spin, turning off the mirrors so the trap in the mirage would stop working. &n...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:01:00 PST

the state -- in two parts

THE STATE  IN TWO PARTS   *** PART ONE ***   The compact majority Nietzsche called them that, not me and I like those two words linked together tethered to a perfect logic so perfect it thr...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:10:00 PST

in the shadow of arrows

IN THE SHADOW OF ARROWS   the birds are quick to follow you crestfallen and songless for they know how it feels to swallow stone and this promise is too easily broken   a salt-wound sky a sa...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:08:00 PST

double blind

DOUBLE BLIND   the avalanche kids keep saying "it is what it is" as their stares spiral down into rippled puddles shallow portals locked from the inside where their mirror worlds/minds ache to sh...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:01:00 PST

if there is a light, it will find you

IF THERE IS A LIGHT, IT WILL FIND YOU   I.   The Persian carpet makers had the right idea the single flawed stitch an errant star a raw scar obscene by naked eye standards   You see, th...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:50:00 PST

GOOFY - part III

** This is part three of a three-part presentation **   "GOOFY"(The Conclusion)        This got my father's attention and even woke my mother up.  Dad was moving lik...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:47:00 PST

GOOFY - part II

** This is part two of a three-part presentation **   "GOOFY"(Continued)        My brother was already doing impressions.  Giving me gale-force fits of laughter unti...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:37:00 PST

GOOFY - part I

** This is part one of a three part presentation **   "GOOFY"        My mother always had the best luck.  She is humble and will never admit it but it's true.  ...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:52:00 PST

mesa verde

MESA VERDE   I've never really thought of her as a beginning but rather a means to an end. There's a scar on her chin, it makes her self-conscious, especially when it rains; when I trace it with ...
Posted by Lord Summerisle on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:42:00 PST