Well I'm a Nun. I've recently been asked to leave the convent, what with my feelings towards masturbation and all. I'm sorry but if I'm married to GOD and him being the busy man that he is I should be allowed to give me self a wee rub every now and then. You don't want us Nuns walking around all backed up now do you GOD! Any way I've moved out here to LA from Belfast, Ireland to give you kids advice. Sex advice that is. After all who would know more about sex then GOD and he tells me everything.
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