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theres a jew in my cereal

and he's floating on a cookie crisp

About Me

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My Interests

The 3 F's,.... Football, food, and forklifts. Monkeys doesn't start with an f.

I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet! The guy who cut me off a lil bit ago.... and Steven Tyler. I'd also like to met Richards plumber just to ask if water has ever even been used ibn that house. HAHAHAHA j/k

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Music:

Anything I can feel,.. and that doesnt sound like a castrated cow crying cause his girlfriend/boyfriend left him/her.

Movies:

Disney: Lilo and STitch-- shut up,.. its kool,.. loserAction: Sin City & XXX (not the gay azz 2nd one)Drama: RudyComedy: Dumb and Dumber , Ace Ventura, Happy gilmore & Waterboy, and the American Pie series

Television:

RAW!!!! (and a lil smackdown,...evey now again,...if the paint is already dry...Simpsons, Family Guy, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and the 70's show.

Books:

Instruction Manual for the microwave......the "things to not put in a microwave" are fun

Heroes:

Wolverine and Joe Perry. Also Lary the Cable guy and Stephen Lynch. But my biggest hero,....the late, great, Mitch Hedberg.

My Blog

fucking responsibility

OK, I hate to just rant on like a mindless zombie but what tha hell!!!!! Its like people have forgotten how to take up for their own actions altogether. I dont wanna name names but dear god you know w...
Posted by theres a jew in my cereal on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

just a lil keystyle

Just off the top of my head and my chest=  the - seperates topics   Chest losin air, lost in my soul, life under a pendullum, swingin out of control, the story of escape, yet to be told, the...
Posted by theres a jew in my cereal on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:39:00 PST

Venting

To my ex To my x, the cold bitch who remains nameless/ the hate in my heart sets apart tha foundation of what tha frame is/ I can't contain this too much longer/ Pain baring down on me hard/ not allow...
Posted by theres a jew in my cereal on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:33:00 PST