I Got Profiled! |
I was driving into our neighboring small town. Just getting in from the country, I was slowing down, but a cop pulled me for doing 36 in a 25.
Thing is, he approached the car like I was O...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:55:00 PST |
NObody is Paying Attention, Johnny ... |
(This is only for those unfortunate enough to be acquainted with my material):
October! That means that I spent 17 out of 26 nights chasing any mic I could to open with my Halloween Joke....
Posted by Johnny Cook on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST |
A Romantic Interlude |
Pretty day. My wife and I packed a lunch and went to the waterfall to have a sort of picnic. Very pleasant. Then, things took a romantic turn:
Two flies landed on me...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST |
Johnny's Wild Night |
Last week my wife told me that she was staying out of town overnight. I'll admit it. For a second, a little voice from a bygone Johnny said, "Woo-hoo!"
Wait. I'm a 49 year old ...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Most Unfair Rap of 2006 |
Too late to be posting year-end stuff. But, I was watching a game the other day and they were plugging the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show with Prince (or whatever it's name is now). It ...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST |
An Inconvenient Truth ... |
Lucille Ball wasn't very funny.
Posted by Johnny Cook on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST |
Johnny Time! |
My 2nd biggest laugh is back in season. Check this out!
And Halloween is right around the corner!
Of course, if I survive Ray's roast, my next gig is at a biker bar in rural Florida. So, ...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST |
Wholesome? Disturbing? |
I heard this on the radio today.
I know I'm twisted. But this strikes me as funny in a Ned Flanders/unintentional double entendre way. And funny in a "I ought to alert the authoritie...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:01:00 PST |
Who Drew Glenn Beck? |
Talk radio hack Glenn Beck has a TV show on CNN Headline. Seeing him totally creeped me out:
1. Because radio people never look like you expected them to.
2. I can't stand him. He's a hack. ...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:18:00 PST |
Ben Roethlesbereger's Mistake |
Ben. You poor fool. Oh sure, you're a young man. All young athletes imagine themselves invincible. Immortal. Poor, silly Ben! All it took was that one mistake and your life was forever sha...
Posted by Johnny Cook on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:51:00 PST |
