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Top 10 Signs the Holidays are Near in Clinton County

Top 10 Signs the Holidays are Near in Clinton County, IL written by John Garrett (JohnGcomedy.com)   10.  You see people in church you haven't seen since last Christmas.   9.  Yo...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:18:00 GMT

Why would you be a comedian?

This scene from Jerry Seinfeld's documentary "Comedian" is perfect.  I have used this story myself when explaining to others what it's like to be a comedian.  While it is something that no one can ful...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 22:16:00 GMT

Garfield Thinks I’m Funny!

Jim Davis, creator of Garfield, is a fan of my comedy.  See my website blog for pictures. http://johngcomedy.blogspot.com/2008/04/garfield-thinks-im-f unny.html
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 14:41:00 GMT

Top 10 Things Banned From Clinton County Bars

The State of Illinois recently passed a ban on smoking in bars.  While this may seem bad for some of you, think about what could have been banned. Top 10 Items That Could Have Been Banned From Cl...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:55:00 GMT

Open Mic Heckler

The open-mic shows are never intended to be really good shows. They are used by comedians to get more experience or try new material. One of my biggest pet peeves is when some ignorant moron decides t...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:08:00 GMT