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Ky Miller

If you knew what I knew... you’d be smiling too.

About Me

    Things you may not know about me:
    I am a published poet I have had a job ever since I was 13 Growing up I was an accomplished swimmer I am a huge geek... i.e. videogames, gadgets, movies At one point in my life I was involved in youth ministry When I was in college I studied special effects makeup I spent 12 years of my life skateboarding I value friends above everything I consider my father and mother to be some of the most amazing people, not because of relation, but because of the lives they have lead

Things you may like about me:

    I consider myself to be a strong and caring person I put my friends first I love to play board games Cornhole is always in the trunk of my car ready to go No matter where my comedy takes me, I will remain myself I am an animal lover I admit when I am wrong and apologize for my actions I stand up for what I believe in

Things you may not like about me:

    I am a Pittsburgh Steelers fan I voted for Bush, but not before I first wanted John McCain, that was 8 years ago. I believe in gay marriage (well aware that contradicts previous line) I can be bull headed I believe graffitti is beautiful and has a place in this world

Things I DO NOT Like:
Drama, Drama, and more drama Ignorance racism People who don't use turn signals Close mindedness price of gas
I enjoy the simple things in life, such as someone falling then standing up and looking around quickly to see if anyone noticed. I love pretending I am active when at times I like nothing better than to sit on my couch, watch a dvd, or play some xbox 360. I am a giant kid at times, but also a good friend. I enjoy making people laugh and don't think I will ever be satisfied until I make everyone I have ever crossed, laugh. I can be a total clothes whore when I want to but hardly ever have the income to back it up. I have a shoe fetish and prefer white pumas. I am trendy to a point, but original overall. You probably want to meet me, because if you did you would have a good time and realize I kick life's ass.

My Interests

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I am a huge fan of UFC and MMA. Here is my favorite and soon to be one of the biggest fighters out there:

I'd like to meet:

Jeremy Piven, Will Ferrel, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Johnny Depp, Morgan Freeman, Vince Vaughn, Shia LeBeouf, Keanu Reeves... just a few of the people I would like to meet, I have been very fortunate to meet a lot of the others I wanted to meet!

Ingredients for Love: Chicken, Rice, Cheese, Mild, Hot, Guac, Lettuce, Sour, wrapped in a blanket of goodness and secured in silver.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Killers, NIN, Jurrassic 5, Frank Sinatra, Jay-Z, Dashboard Confessional, Kanye West, Switchfoot, Dr. Dre, Beastie Boys, Rob Zombie, Al Green, Queen, Nelly, Paul Simon, Deftones, The Exies, The Shins, My Chemical Romance, Fugees, Panic At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Dean Martin, Method Man, The Used, Alkaline Trio, Flyleaf, Korn, A Perfect Circle, Simple Plan, A.F.I., Snow Patrol, Hawthorne Heights, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Angels and Airwaves, 311... seriously jump in my whip and hit shuffle on the iPod

Movies:

40 year old virgin, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, Casino, walk the line, green street hooligans, fight club, Grandma's Boy, Snatch, tombstone, Big Lebowski, back to the future 1-3, Goonies, and anythng Will Ferrell.

Television:

Sopranos,COPS,Six Feet Under,SNL,Mythbusters,OverHaulin,Simpsons,Family Guy, Adult Swim,Sketch Pad,Comic Blend,etc.....

Books:



Heroes:

My Dad, D, Johnny Cash, Batman, Frank Sinatra

Other than blood we are family.
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My Blog

I love Gay people, and gay people love me?

Its no secret that I have long supported Gay rights... I mean why not? They deserve the same rights as the rest of the HUMAN race.Now it may have been awhile since I last blogged but this blog comes w...
Posted by Ky Miller on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

It’s not easy...

Here is a dream scenario...You walk into a place you have never been. You don't know anyone, not sure how anything is ran, not sure what to do, and yet you are put in charge. Scary and unknown do not ...
Posted by Ky Miller on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST

VMAs or STDs?

VMA: Video Music Awards... or STD: Shitty Total Display?Ashlee Simpson goes on Saturday Night Live and Lip Syncs... Not that that was a problem... but her lack of experience and moment of panic result...
Posted by Ky Miller on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

Really Nabisco? I mean seriously?

So its not enough that I am a normal person with daily insecurities... Everybody has them right?So I have been eating super healthy for the exception of my beers. Trying to diet and overall just becom...
Posted by Ky Miller on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST

Machismo is what its about!

So Chuck Norris is basically the new un-sung hero on the underground pop culture scene. I am not hating but I really think its time we start shining the light where it counts...I am talking about a ma...
Posted by Ky Miller on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST

Screw NationWide, 5-0 is on My Side!

It is humbling when I have someone approach me and tell me they enjoyed my comedy. Normally it is my Mom, god bless her, and I tell her thank you and give her a hug. Every now and then I get a nice em...
Posted by Ky Miller on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:09:00 PST

911

So I am curious... I see a lot of bulletins from people filling out useless shit. How many cats they have, what kind of ice cream they like, number of dots on the ceiling etc. No one really ever takes...
Posted by Ky Miller on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

My heart pumps red, but my body bleeds black

Let me introduce you to the new whip. My new, but slightly used, 2000 Toyota Celica... better known by her new name, Black Betty™.For those of you following my blogs know that I am currently in ...
Posted by Ky Miller on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

Changes

To a degree I keep myspace strictly to a promotional use, however I try to let people in on my life from time to time. Some people have been emailing me out of concern wondering why it is my Top secti...
Posted by Ky Miller on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

Fingers Crossed

So in the past 2 months my Ford Explorer has decided to cost me more money than my 2 weeks spent in college. I have replaced the following:Rotors4 wheelsPads4 wheelsRear Springs (broke on me on way to...
Posted by Ky Miller on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:45:00 PST