what the f yo??? |
someone did an aol search called "www.pussy.com" on this computer, and it wasn't me.
Posted by on Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:27:00 GMT |
tequilla makes her clothes come off |
uhhhh nooooo it doesn't. it makes her talk about her ex, and throw up on your favorite shirt. it makes her wanna go to taco bell, cuz she thinks she can get more tequilla there. careful you might lose...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:58:00 GMT |
some gripes and complaints |
okay ladies...i think its time to retire the word "bestie". yeah its your really really good friend....till a man gets between you. or until they steal your favorite bra. yeah its just a friend. chanc...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Sep 2009 12:35:00 GMT |
joke ideas 2 |
1. i was lost, and driving through a rough neighborhood. i saw a guy standing around, and i pulled over to see if he could help. he walked over, and asked what i needed. i said directions. he said all...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:38:00 GMT |
OMG! SHE'S PREGNANT! |
hard times comedy tour at rohs opera house on june 27th at 9pm. tickets are $7. the first 5 people to the show get a free soft drink, and movie tickets will also be given out that night.
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:48:00 GMT |
question. |
am i a jerk?
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:05:00 GMT |
i'm is in a good mood. |
yeah i'm is. i feel retardedly happy for some reason. i'm enjoying everyone i'm around, and i even hugged my computer today. i had the angelo's buffet with the ex boo boo, and it sucked, but i still a...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 14:23:00 GMT |
glenn beck |
last night i went to see star trek. i thought the movie was pretty good, but i could not bring myself to enjoy it, because before the movie i saw something that made me want to throw up the half pound...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 10:51:00 GMT |
comedy stuff that may or may not be funny. |
1. you know how how people say every time you masterbate God kills a kitten? thats bull crap because there are cats all over my neighborhood. they don't die, they multiply...like bebe's kids.2. when i...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 22:18:00 GMT |
pretty sure i can't tolorate swine flu "news" anymore |
okay i've freaking had it. every 5 minutes you hear about the stupid swine flu, and it doesn't matter what channel you watch, or where you go. the media propoganda machine has everyone acting like the...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 15:50:00 GMT |
