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Mike Polk

I am here for Friends

About Me

I decided to join myspace when I turned 30, because I wanted to be officially creepy before I took the plunge.I'm a bad listener in that I appear to be hearing what you're saying by maintaining excellent eye contact, but I'm not really listening to a word. I'm liberal unless it's inconvenient for me.

Cop Essay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv9b-9qBIc



I Guess You'll Do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Larry from Three's Company. Hall. (I've met Oates). An Asian girl with low self esteem. H.L. Mencken. Some Treasure. David Lee Roth.

My Blog

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt

So The Cleveland Board of Tourism was not happy with the first video that I turned in. In fact, they said that upon viewing it, three of the board members moved away.They insisted that I turn in a pro...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:28:00 GMT

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video

The Cleveland Tourism Board gave me 14 million dollars about 8 months ago to make a promotional video to bring people to Cleveland. As usual, I waited till the last minute and I ended up having to sho...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:26:00 GMT

A Charming Walking Tour Of Cleveland's Historic West Side!

So I thought I'd take you all on a little walking tour of a traditional West Cleveland neighborhood. I walked to this lovely little corridor that's about 25 blocks down from my house. A lot of inter...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:30:00 GMT

Damn I'm Cold

Don't read this. It's just me pissy-bitching about nothing for 10 minutes. There are so many more interesting things on the internet to read. Go look at the Dead Sea Scrolls or learn about ghosts or...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:10:00 GMT

The Chick Friend Cycle

Lost another chick friend recently.Not dead. Worse. Got a boyfriend.It's a drag. But it's a cycle that I'm used to at this point. Depressingly used to.New girl enters the picture. Not a dating ki...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:55:00 GMT

How Deliciously Racist!

Traveling today.I took this picture at Cleveland Hopkins Airport. This station has always bothered me.Really? No one thought that this was a bad idea? Having a shoe shine station called "Cleveland ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:43:00 GMT

Premature Academy Awards In Memoriam Tribute

This is probably in poor taste. But taste is so subjective, isn't it?
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:24:00 GMT

I Saw A Girl Get Punched By A Dude

I saw a girl get punched by a dude two weeks ago.And I want to start by saying that I of course do not condone violence against women. And I don't believe that any woman should be hit under any circum...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:28:00 GMT

To Quote Michael Hutchens: "I Need You Tonight"!

Hey All! I need your help. I really do. And I feel that we have grown together enough as a congregation of faceless entities that I can ask you for some assistance.But first, I just found something...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:52:00 GMT

Im Sick Of Sarah McLachlans Animal Cruelty PSA Bumming Me The Fuck Out

I'm sick and tired of feeling bad every time that no good mellow songstress Sarah McLachlan's pet adoption commercial comes on while I'm trying to watch Celebrity Rehab or The World Series of Poker.Li...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:07:00 GMT