Fuck your mob family! |
I've got a whole new game that I think you and I will enjoy much more!!! Here's how it works: Every time you're considering posting multiple bulletins in reference to your mob family, asking m...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:13:00 GMT |
Jesus Loves Me |
Here's some food for thought:
Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was quoted as saying that our soldiers in the middle east are on a "mission from God"
I'm not trying to be a dic...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:22:00 GMT |
I’m not for sale! |
If you motherfuckers don't stop telling me how much I'm worth, what you hired me for, and whose pet I am I'm going to lose my goddamned mind! We're going to wind up with some fucking lawsuits if...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 13:53:00 GMT |
strange times |
Life's odd and I think you realize that more with each year you add on to it. It's something that you're always told but like most advice in life you disregard it only to realize it held validit...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
Comedy you fickle bastard. |
I just got back from a show in my home town of Logan Ohio and it was one of the shittiest shows of my life. It's really odd because I had this glorified vision of bringing comedy to my hometown and h...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:18:00 GMT |
Thanksgiving |
Well my family just celebrated our thanksgiving about a week late so that everyone could get together at once. It's always fun and evil at the same time. Especially for a fat man like myself. You k...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
Cold weather |
Well it's that time of year again. When all the leaves leave and my nuts crawl up into my abdomen to hibernate for the winter. I can honestly say that I can't ever recall enjoying col...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 16:40:00 GMT |
Steve Irwin dies in "freak diving accident" |
That's my favorite headline thus far. They say that the courageous "croc hunter" died in a freak accident. Listen, if you're filming a documentary called "oceans' deadliest" and you're swi...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 16:39:00 GMT |
On the road again |
You know, life seems to drag along most of the time but then you realize that years have went by and wonder what the hell happened to them. Much like a drinking binge I suppose. You just s...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 16:30:00 GMT |
