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Bill Stage

I think I'll just stay here & drink

About Me

My Band History:

I made this page a "band page" so I could have some of my songs on here (even though I rarely change the songs). I play guitar & sing but Ive been known to pick up a bass or harmonica, even a mandolin. Ive been in quite a few bands over the years, for instance: Patient 0 (a great band that never played live), Trim (acoustic drunken jam), The Jason Anderson Disappointment (an extention of Trim). Then theres my parody band on the radio, Bill Stage & The Dickfores (you may remember such hits as, Alchol for XXX-Mas or Yes Virginia You Are A Sinner). I’m actually thinking about putting together a live version of Bill Stage & The Dickfores. I’ll let you know when I get off my ass & do that. Here are some bands of mine that you can checkout.

Urinalysis -Original Hard Rock/Heavy Metal. This was my high school band that kicked ass. I have a "Hit Or Miss" tattoo on my arm for a song we wrote. Good song. Bad tattoo.

Squareface -Go to that link & check out those songs! Cosby & I wrote some awesome songs & Joe & Paulie made them even more awesomer (yeah, it’s not a word. bite me)

Blackout Drive- Cam & I decided we needed to write together like 15 years ago & just did like 2 years ago. "Stained Ink" is the first song I brought to our writting circle. We live too far away to make it a regular thing, but we still plan on writing when ever we can & have written a couple great ones in the process that Id like to share, but dont have a good copy of them.

Blitzkrieg Brats -Ramones Tribute Band. We kept it pretty close to the original Ramones set. Fast. Loud. Blazing!!! I miss that band quite a bit. It just kinda fell apart like most bands do. Other than that...I work on the radio , love hanging out with my friends, playing or listening to music & drinkin beer. One of my favorite things to do is hang on my deck with my wife , listen to music & pound a few . Shes an incredible chick & we’re gonna have a baby girl in July. Holy crap! I’m gonna be a dad. How crazy is that. At least we’ll both be drinking out of bottles.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/15/2005
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Sounds Like:

your Mom.

(BURN!!)


Record Label: BS PRODuctions
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

I Have Squirrels In My Attic...

There's 2 of them that I counted before I got the hell out of there. My steps are too steep to be pulling any "Christmas Vacation" kind of stuff. "Where's Eddie, he usually eats these god damn things...
Posted by Bill Stage on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:02:00 PST

Drunk Now/Blogging about Last weekend.

I've been meaning to tell you guys about my weekend. Like, LAST weekend&It was pretty awesome. My weekend started (as all good weekends do) on Thursday. I went up to Scorpions Den to talk to Trayn ab...
Posted by Bill Stage on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:48:00 PST

Manopause

Quick Quiz: Take a good look at Steven Tyler.   Who does he look like? He doesn't look like the Steven Tyler I remember. You know who he looks like? Joan Freakin Rivers.   Somebody tell ...
Posted by Bill Stage on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:05:00 PST

Nate McMaster Rules!!

I got the coolest suprize ever!! I was delivered an ice cold Milwaukee's Best 40 today!!!   Apparently Nate won a tattoo or something like that & was showing his appreciation.  There sh...
Posted by Bill Stage on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:31:00 PST

Chris Cornell Update...

Holy Crap, Chris Cornell is the coolest guy ever!!I just sat & talked to him for 20 minutes straight!! What a great interview. That dude talked my ear off!! And not in a "Guy From Some Band C...
Posted by Bill Stage on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

Bears Face/Head Paint

Thank all of you so much for the ideas on where to look for face paint.  I sent out a bulletin on Saturday night asking for ideas & the feedback was amazing.  Even Hinty, who is a cheese...
Posted by Bill Stage on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST

My 500th Friend!!

I got my 500th friend the other day!!  Her name is Joy.  And she's from Cambridge. I decided to do a quick interview with Joy & give her a chance to speak.  Ya know...get to know ...
Posted by Bill Stage on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

Steal This Album

I got the new Aerosmith CD.  The 5th or 6th LIVE album they've put out if you don't count the DVD's.  Jesus.  How many live albums do you need if you never change your set list??? ...
Posted by Bill Stage on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:34:00 PST

Top Fuel Granny-Panties

Friday night at Lumpys. I usually have a ton of prizes to give away. I decided that instead of handing out raffle tickets, I would do a scavenger hunt-type thing. The first person to bring up a condom...
Posted by Bill Stage on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:30:00 PST

My Hand Smells Like Onions

It's true. But it's just my left hand. Right between my thumb & index finger on the fleshy meaty part. It's perfectly placed on my hand, so if I were to come up from behind someone & try to k...
Posted by Bill Stage on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:58:00 PST