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Will Hessler

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I'm a constantly evolving misanthrope that hates the masses. But I like you!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, goddamnit! You!
An amish nympho midget, into guns, buffets, monstertrucks, and tandem bicycles.
and a Vegan zombies.

My Blog

There Will Be Laughter

This blog is all about self promotion.This Friday, July 31st at 9:45-ish in the PM, my good friend Hampton & I are putting on a comedy show.  It's called There Will Be Laughter.  Info about the show a...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:53:00 GMT

Steve McNair's death could have a silver lining

On July 4th Steve McNair lost his life at the hands of someone he knew and trusted.  He was the victim of a crime involving a gun.  It appears now that the gun that killed him was purchased illegally....
Posted by on Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:59:00 GMT

At least I am not that guy

Tonight was one of those rare nights, where for the second night in a row the DC area is devoid of any type of chance to perform stand-up. Without the approval of, or semi-undivided attention of stran...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:17:00 GMT

Washington Times article about stand-up in DC

Link to the article about the DC comedy scenehttp://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/may/26/comic-r elief-in-tough-times/print/
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 11:47:00 GMT

At last! Sweet validation.

This is a copy of the text from the February issue of On Tap Magazine & their website.  Kristina Hernandez, the articles author came to check out Comedy Show! at the Drafthouse Grill on January 15th ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:50:00 GMT

Corn. It will kill the fuck outta you!

It has taken something as inconsequential, and yet monumentally hazardous to the future of humanity, as corn to get me to put my jackass observations into another anti-climactic blog.  And a por...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 16:01:00 GMT

Myspace Surveys

As every Myspace users knows on a daily basis people post surveys. Some of these surveys are amusing, especially if you actually know the person posting them - (See Kat & Jessica for example). But f...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:58:00 GMT

I made myself cringe...

Occasionally being an asshole will get me in a wacky & zany predicament, and when I say wacky & zany I mean awkward and uncomfortable. Tuesday evening had started out so promising. The Wiseacr...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:31:00 GMT

FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR MARATHON

FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR MARATHON Even though they don't have a blog on myspace, I want to give a huge kudos to Nick-at-Night. No, not the delicious candy/healthy snack bar from the late 80's &a...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 23:10:00 GMT

PLEASE STALK ME!

I am ready to take that next step in my comedy career and leave the comedy groupies behind. Really, you guys and gals have been soooo supportive and soooo complimentary. We have had some good times; ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 23:30:00 GMT