I’ve Got the Urge... |
...to go lie down in the hallway in front of the elevators and take a nap. Office faux pas?Hey, I don't choose my bad decisions. They choose me.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:59:00 GMT |
Stuck Between a Sock and a Hard Place |
I have to transcribe this 30-minute interview for my j-o-b, but it entirely sounds like the man is talking through a sock. Granted, he has a British accent, so a very proper and refined sock, but for ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:28:00 GMT |
Browlrroroowww!! |
Someone just growled in the office.
It was a welcome respite from the usual cacophony of restrained and muted reaction noises.
If that growl had been a friend request, I would have accepted it.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:05:00 GMT |
Stars...Theyre Just Like US (Weekly)! |
I really don't know what to make of this...I am, in turns, astounded, terrified, weepy, jubilant, aghast, and perplexed. Sometimes I am just shocked celebrities have opinions at all. They're real peop...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:01:00 GMT |
Busy Work Is My Favorite Euphemism for Having Fun |
I realized I only blog about work on my MySpace blog, and I think I figured out why. Because I am indiscreet and careless. Those are almost synonyms, but not quite. Ho hum.
Anyway, in today's busines...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 08:05:00 GMT |
News from the Grounds Up |
For those in need of new stand-up material on time-tested topics...
Starbucks presents: Vivanno" Nourishing Blends!
(Daren't they just call it a smoothie, instead of reinventing the refreshing b...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
MySpace Profile Bloopers!!! |
Seriously, MySpace, what is the dealio with my page, yo?
Haha, classic (the blogs nevah end!):
Alternately, try this bad boy on for size:
MySpace!!! Camman! Now no one will take you or ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:00:00 GMT |
Punbelievable |
If I made a Hallmark card for the occasion of Person A trying to expose Person B...The outside would look like this:And the inside would look like this:DON'T PLAY KOI WITH ME!!!To be fa...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 14:33:00 GMT |
Google Is More Helpful Than The Microsoft Word Paperclip. Yeah I Said It! |
Oh, hello there.
This is what Google (in the guise of Gmail in the character of H.G. Wells told me today).
"If you fell yesterday, stand up today."- H.G. Wells
I think Google can tell I've been ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 14:59:00 GMT |
Last Action Hero of the Week |
This week-and-this-week-only's award goes to the old man in the coffeeshop on Sunday who kept benevolently and confidently greeting and saluting each patron as they entered or left the establishm...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:53:00 GMT |
