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Lois Lane

Get your retro 80's whore on! I STILL love this song!

About Me

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Just your run of the mill baby of eight who grew up to be a wife, mom, writer and all around great gal. I went to The Second City in Chicago to hone the art of comedy writing, and ending up having the time of my life. Best education ever! Sorry you wasted all of that tuition money at St. Whack 'Em on the Knuckles Mom and Dad.
I joined this MySpace stuff to network avoid work, and to be able to have the chance to cross someone off of my friend list if they piss me off.
Wouldn't it be great if you could do that in real life? “Sally, I caught you naked with my husband… again…. Delete.”
Want to know more about me and the insanity that is my life? Go visit my Home Fires blog.

My Interests

Hanging out with my youngin's and old man, writing, jet skiing, biking - not like cycling because I don't have that kind of weird alien head helmet or one of those clinging "Look, I'm cycling" suits, volleyball, surfing the internet, reading. I like lots of other stuff that I can't think of right now.

I'd like to meet:

Watch this video I made for The Tonight Show. That's really me, really eating turkey testicles. Why? For the sake of comedy, that's why!

Music:

EVERYTHING! I finally came out of the closet last year and now admit, I love Barry Manilow and all of the tunes my mom listened to when I was growing up. Even 70's disco, even though I was one of those kids writing, "Disco Sucks!" on my folders. I dig the 80's hairbands and all classic rock. I married a redneck, so I recon I oughta put a little bit o' country in that there too. And I have a couple of kids who swayed me into enjoying today's rock, alternative, pop and rap music. I should have just left it at everything.

Television:

Only slightly addicted. No intervention is needed, thankyouverymuch.

Books:

All of them!

My Blog

Get it On

Family and prudish friends, skip the first half of this blog. Eighteen years into this relationship with Mr. Lane, I opened Pandora's Box. I was just trying to get a cup of coffee, when Darla, my wien...
Posted by Lois Lane on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:44:00 PST

How To Save A Life

Without my sister in-law, I'm no super hero. (Please see my blog post, Billy Don't Be A Hero for reference.) In fact, I am down right boring by myself. Thankfully for the latest dead guy, my hubby was...
Posted by Lois Lane on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:28:00 PST

It’s About Time

It's contest time again folks! Round up your posse and bring them down to China Town, or at least to my blog. Bud Buckley's new autographed CD is waiting for you. What do you have to do? Just blog all...
Posted by Lois Lane on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:54:00 PST

Billy Dont Be Hero

I totally forgot to tell you about my sister in-law Deb and I being real live super heroes. This is 100% true, no joke! I know, how could I forget something so important! On our way back from Menard's...
Posted by Lois Lane on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 06:43:00 PST

All up in it, yo!

I'm pretty excited about my new NBC blog. Many of you received an email from me last week, so some of this post will be a rerun for you. Some of you read my bulletins and already are in the know. For ...
Posted by Lois Lane on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:25:00 PST

Once You Pop, You Cant Stop...

...Unless You Have Fat HandsFredric J. Baur died last month. He was 89. Do any of you know who that was? Well, as an investigative reporter, I've been searching for this guy for decades. Not so much f...
Posted by Lois Lane on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:38:00 PST

These Are The Moments

There were ten winners in the latest contest. Names were drawn by Mr. Lane. So if you didn't win, it's all his fault. You can send hate mail to him in the comments below, and I will be sure to ...
Posted by Lois Lane on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:45:00 PST

Win YOU Back!

I had no intentions of becoming the newer, cuter, Monty Hall. So how is it that I have more stuff to give away? Well as it turns out, the last contest was so well-received that an anonymous donor came...
Posted by Lois Lane on Thu, 08 May 2008 06:47:00 PST

Listen to me now & hear me later!

There is a downfall to having a very excellent song on your profile page. Take mine for example. Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. She was rockin' the 80s, takin' ya back, to better, simple...
Posted by Lois Lane on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:47:00 PST

Winnah, Winnah, We Have A Winnah!!

Silly, silly girls! If Heady and P*nky were paying attention to my original contest blog, they both would have noticed that I have TWO David Nickerson autographed DVDs to give away. So they both win! ...
Posted by Lois Lane on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:00:00 PST