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JORDAN

Well, aren't we all just a bunch of zeros and ones...

About Me

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My Interests

Hmmmm, I don't know. Fishing, boats, oceans, drinks, cooking, philosophy, nights that are too long (I'm going to miss those soon), family, dogs (rip Bucket), guitars, vocals, cool out fits (it's cool, I'm straight), pool, peeps and, ummmm....what ever.

I'd like to meet:

.....I give up.

Music:

Depeche Mode/Nine Inch Nails/Metallica/Danzig/Crystal Method/Dean Martin/U2/and billions and billions more!!! I like to update this VIDEO OF THE WEEK to demo some favorites.I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE A GOOD VOCAL HARMONY THEN GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE....

Movies:

Complicated. Ask me in person.

Television:

I gotta tell ya, nothing beats a good documentary. I mean, come on with it, ya know. Mining, the light bulb, pearls, what ever. Give it to me baby!

Books:

Theory of Knowledge. The Problem of Good and Evil. Republic. Oh, and the current Men's Health.

Heroes:

Me. My Parents. Sid Vicious. Dave Gahan. Plato. but I don't know. I could use a new one. Suggestions?

My Blog

An ooooold flame....

..> An ooooold flame.... Hey you won't believe this, but here it is anyway.I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, roman...
Posted by JORDAN on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

One Good Italian Son

TheTomato Garden  An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his  tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His  only son, Vincenzo, who us...
Posted by JORDAN on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:50:00 PST

How do we make what's between us today matter for ever

You ever think that maybe, in a way, once you get to know someone  friend, family, co-worker, pet, etc  that the more you get to know them the more you unwillingly need some kind of interaction with...
Posted by JORDAN on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

Ok, ok...I'll share my Wild Rice Soup! It's legendary!!!

WILD RICE SOUP     4 TO 4 ½ cups Stock (chicken or beef depending on main entrée) 2/3 Cup Wild Rice, rinsed ½ Cup diced onion ½ Cup diced celery ½ cup diced carrots ½ pound mushrooms 1 strip...
Posted by JORDAN on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

Wal-Mart, the new Creed

Remember when it was cool to hate Creed?  Well, as with any fad, that has seemingly come and gone.  Now stepping into Creed's place appears to be Wal-Mart.  It is now "cool" to hate Wal...
Posted by JORDAN on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

My grilled garlic bread

Please, enjoy my grilled garlic bread Cut a little of the bottom of a full garlic bulb off and wrap it (not a pod, a whole bulb) in tin foil. Pour some olive oil, salt, pepper and rosemary in with...
Posted by JORDAN on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

Community Blog - Post your comment today!

What's up playa's!  This is an experimental blog to see how creative you guys are.  Your challenge - to post a comment with some type of pun in it based off of this blogs topic.  Be cre...
Posted by JORDAN on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

Cali Bound Baby!

It's time once again to live the pirate life!  Two chartered yachts, keg of rum!  The world will once agian host the likes of the Dread Captain Vain!!! Ha haaaaaaa!!!  ...
Posted by JORDAN on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

Reasons to keep vodka in your desk at work.

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.2. To clean caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the c...
Posted by JORDAN on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:19:00 PST

A Birthday and an Anniversary - Little Bucket

Last Friday was Little Bucket's birthday.  Today is the two year anniversary of the day I had to put the little guy down.   I'll never forget  that weird cow noise he made whe...
Posted by JORDAN on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:41:00 PST