pretension and wii are totally friends |
i woke up and wrote for about 9 hours. i felt accomplished. i'm actually trying to write out jokes, which was, well... it sucked mostly only because i'm sitting at my laptop correcting every fuckin...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:34:00 GMT |
first two nights at a club |
stand up is weird sometimes i think.
well maybe not stand up itself but the people who go to see stand-up, and why certain crowds understand things and other crowds totally don't.
i got booked to feat...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:10:00 GMT |
pointless penguin thing |
it was, or probably could still be a very chilly night up in the poles of antarctica. there were a few penguins, i guess, maybe three or four... five, actually, one was in the back, broodi...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:25:00 GMT |
brag blog |
here we are.
my self importance is alarming. it really is. i did a show for my brother and his girlfriend when we hung out because i have a microphone in my room. it's not plugged in...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:24:00 GMT |
no one famous writes blogs |
i went to several famous myspace pages, and i realized that no one really wrote blogs on them. i don't know if actors, mimes, painters, musicians, or jugglers write blogs, but famous comedians h...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:07:00 GMT |
me and my wife go camping |
last labor day weekend, my wife and i went camping up in mountains. they were so beautiful. it was the first time we had gone out since we were married. normally we just stay in and ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:24:00 GMT |
Married Life |
I woke up this morning, at about 6:00am to the sounds of my 19 year old wife simply existing. She is adorable when she exists. Anyway, I had decided that I was ready for an exhausting day at the off...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:54:00 GMT |
Oh Theater/Art/Improv Kid? Hey. Yeah. I hate You. No It's Cool. |
My my, myyyyyyyspace friends.
What's the good word? You still dating? Yeah? Very cool. You doing good at that job? You quit? Yeah. I know how that goes. ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 23:48:00 GMT |
Destroyer is a Good Band |
Well, I quit my job last week, and I couldn't be happier with shit right now. 7-3pm was starting to kill me slowly, and on top of that, my managers treated me like an idiot. I don't handle...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 14:27:00 GMT |
Andy Kaufman Rolling Over In His Grave |
If you were out at Town Hall Pub yesterday, and you're my friend, and you were upset by what I did on stage, I'll go ahead and tell you that I am sorry for failing to meet the expectations you ha...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:00:00 GMT |
