It has been said by many that my breasts have very special mystical and magical powers. I love sushi and men, the order changes depending on the day. I perform stand up and sketch comedy all over town in a quest to bring some estrogen to the world of comedy! My parents are dead. I'm not bitter. Wait...yes I am, very. I'm puertorrican but I look jewish, which helps tremendously in this town. People that don't like ice cream have no soul. I'm horny, and not just right now, pretty much all the time. Hate homophobes and bible bangers. Please stop raising little weird homophobic kids! Love Bush, the band, not the president or the sexual organ (well I love my own). Did I mention that I do sketch comedy with the "11th hour" the hottest sketch comedy group in Los Angeles and quite possibly the entire universe? Check out our shit on You tube, careful though, it will change your life, especially "Magic Finger", which incidentally is on this page, right below this. So if you have another minute and a half to spare, play it, almost 5 million people thought it was funny. And eat carbs you freak!
