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John Raschke

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About Me

Hello world, my name is John Raschke & I live in Denver Colorado. I'm a personal trainer, Personal Asst.Comedy writer & a comedian. Your results:
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My Interests

Stand -up comedy , personal training, football, writing.

I'd like to meet:

Sara Silverman, Chelsea Handler, Jerry Minor, LaWanda Page, Courtney Love, Ronda Shear, Jimmy J. J. Walker, Reynaldo Rey, Franklyn Ajaye, George Wallace, Don Rickles, All of the WAYANS comedy family, Paul Mooney, John Witherspoon, Phyllis Diller, ICE T, D.L. Hughley, Steven Wright, Steve Harvey, Rick Shapiro People to meet later---Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Johnny Carson, Lenny Bruce, Benny Hill, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, & again Mitch Hedberg Sarah Silverman!
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Music:

Lords of Acid, Suicide Girls, L7, Snoop Dogg, Genitorturers, Public Enemy, Darude, George Acosta, 50 Cent & G-Unit, Paul Oakenfold, OZZY, 2PAC, Fat Boy Slim, Easy E, Slayer, Prodigy, Bloodhound Gang, Danny Tenaglia, Chemical Brothers, Run DMC, Six Feet Under, Dr. Dre, Moby, Courtney Love & Hole, Gwen Stefani, Green Day.

Movies:

The Black Godfather, ARISTOCRATS!, Scarface, Underground Comedy Movie, King of Comedy, The Dark Backward, Shakes the Clown, The Watermelon Man, Superfly, I'm Gonna get you Sucka, Don't be a Menace in South Central, Wonderland, Orgazmo, Taxi Driver, The Lonely Guy, Dummy, Mr. Saturday Night, UHF, KIDS, SPUN, Requiem for a Dream, They Call me Bruce, Basketball Diaries, Trainspotting, Boogie Nights, Showgirls, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, HEAT

Television:

Weekends at the D.L. , Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Soup, Best Week Ever, In Living Color, MAD TV, Sanford & Son, Good Times, Jeffersons, What's Happening, South Park, Ren & Stimpy Show, Benny Hill Show, OZ, The Young Ones, Man Show, Chris Rock Show, Crank Yankers, Welcome Back Kotter, Get a Life, Wayan Bros., Larry Sanders Show, Penn & Teller BULLSHIT!!, Family Business!!, Chappelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, Curb your Enthusiasm, Wonder Showzmen, Jackass!, Mr. Show, Playboy TV!!!!!!!!

Books:

Your Mama's So Fat! (The book that shows you how to joke with black people), by Jerry Minor ; New Rules, by Bill Maher ; My Horizontal Life, by Chelsea Handler ; Rock This! , by Chris Rock ; Yeah I said it! , by Wanda Sykes ; Bootleg , by Damon Wayans ; It's not easy being me , by Rodney Dangerfield The ONION , Vol. 1-17 ; Nothing's Sacred , by Lewis Black ; Swerve, by Aisha Tyler ; Underneath it all, by Traci Lords ; How to make love like a porn star, by Jenna Jameson ; The other Hollywood, by Jennifer Osborne. How to be the Jerk Woman Love, by F. J. Shark.

Heroes:

Redd Foxx ,Rodney Dangerfield ,Paul Mooney, Josh Blue, my MOM.