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Harland

Hi it's me, Harland! drop me a line, won't cha'?

About Me

I'm your little friend from the movie and comedy world. I guess this might be a good way for fans and friends to drop me a line.... or you can visit my official website at www.harlandwilliams.com

My Interests

Insects - noises - textures - sand - why humans do what they do.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison - Marlon Brando - Orson Welles - Jesus - dinosaurs

Heroes:

Ants

My Blog

Cold feet

If your feet get cold stick them in the microwave and set timer for six minutes and thirty seconds. Remove, peel skin, then heat again for another seven and a half hours. Let cool for two minutes and ...
Posted by Harland on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

Burnt chest hair

I burnt off all my chest hair using a Chinese popsicle stick warmer. Ouch!
Posted by Harland on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST

It could happen??

Have you ever wondered if space monkeys ever come to earth and mate with earth monkeys? Could there be a Spearth monkey somewhere out there? If so, please write to me, I want you to come home now!!Cap...
Posted by Harland on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST

Carmelized peanuts

Please put carmel on your face. Thank you and good bye.
Posted by Harland on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:02:00 PST