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Ben-Jammin !!

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About Me

I'm all over the drums, like a spider monkey on mountain dew. I freakin' rock the kit like no body's business. That's why they call me the "Ben-Jammin". And if you disagree, then you should get into your car go to the nearest canal or lake, and drive into it. I keep it cool... real cool. Cooler than the water in a swimmin pool. I am bigger than a bread box. And yes I do have some grey pu pon. I enjoy long walks, off short piers. I often spend my sunday's, urinating on my nieghbors car door handles. I've never slept with an aardvark. And I do not tollerate any latin music.. especialy between the hours of 6am-5:59am, or I have been known to turn into a gremlin. (not the little green monster, but a car) I think I'm turning green, but I never hug trees... unless they hug me first. I like a space shuttle. Call me crazy. I'm a standup guy, and I'm also a guy who stands up. I'm half white, half black, half portuguese, half pomeranian, half scottish-italian kurd. ...not realy. I...am stoned....right now. I am easily iritated by certain words, such as ; plethera, conglomorate, verbage, fiscal, adjacent, quagulate, guestimate, & Tony Stewart. I am often on the radio but am currently off the air. />
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this is what i think of politics


I mmmm NOT tARded........


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My Interests

Music (obviously), I love to listen to it, make it, and experience it live, nothin' beats a good concert. I've seen arather large plethera o' concerts: like Metallica,Queensryche,Areosmith,Doobie Bros.,Tom Petty& the Heartbreakers,The Who,Kid Rock, Creed,Rush,Disturbed,Godsmack,The Cult,Charley Daniels,Primus,John Melloncamp,Stevie Nicks,Three Doors Down,Styx,Reo Speedwagon,Evenescence,Ac/Dc,Fuel,Everclear,Stained,Linkon Park,Grand Funk Railroad,Pushmonkey,Non- point,Deftones,The Black Crowes. And most recently, PEARL JAM ,Baby! Kayaking, mountain biking, astronomy, photography, 4-wheelin', fishin', road trips & um.. DRUMS!! I also enjoy a good stand up comedy event type show. I've seen and met some big names ,like; Tim Cavanaugh("gonna fry up an eagle just to see.."), Tim Wilson("church league softball fistfight"), Gallager("I brake for no fucking reason"), Jim Breuer("you look like I feel, right now"), Dave Chappelle(God.. if you litenin..,HHEELLPP"), Harland Williams("it burns the flesh"),The Bob & Tom Band ("I can see your camel.."), and most recently, Christepher Titus ("..please..kill Titus") and Lisa Corrao ("..Lisa's ultimate fantasy #2 ..CHECK") Nascar is tu a sport, Dale Jr. is the man, man, and Matt Kenseth is the bes there is... and if you disagree, then yu's a no good commy bastard that doesn't love America and you should be hog tied, and forced to listen an endless loop of the " barbie song", while being shot with rubber bands dipped in cat pee.

I'd like to meet:

..........Stupid people need not apply......... People who have a good sense of humor, I love to laugh, giggle, snicker, chuckle, and ,occasionally, I've been known to spew a mouth full of drink, into a spray while amid laugh,(in da face). Musician's LET'S GROOVE..." I got the sticks if you got the licks ".....( that sounded a little dirty...) Paul & Young Ron fans are always welcome... ( Have a Hectic Day )( ipsidis ) Real Radio 94.3 listeners & callers are some of the best kind of people your gonna find and are alright by me. Hot girls always are welcome. ( clothing optional ) People as funny as me or funnierer. ya dig ? Nascar & Indy Car race fans alike Boogidy, Boogidy, Boogidy.... ol' Matty Kenseth #17 rules & Gordon drooles... I like a Dale Jr.& a Biffle,a Burton,& a Martin too, & if you disagree, then that is your opinion & you are entitled to it... & this also means you're a fucking moron & you probably gay and just so you know, nobody likes a dumb-ass....DUMBASS. But I digress ,recently became an Indy car race fan. (Go Danica&#7..) arf!

Music:

Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Metallica, Linkon Park, Rage Against the Machine, Queensryche, Nickleback, Rush, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Filter, Def Leppard, Primus, Kid Rock, Areosmith, ect. " I like to go on record as saying, David Gilmore is the best guitarist to have ever to have played around the world. And if you disagree then you should really ask yourself why you wake up in the morning, and what good to humanity are you. Then promptly douse yourself in marmalade, and roll in red ant piles, while reciting the pledge of allegiance. you pussy!

Movies:

Comedy's new and old. Everything from Young Frankenstien, The Money Pit and old Jerry Lewis flicks to anything Jim Carey, Mike Myers, Will Farrell and Sandler and friends, wayan's bros. anything. I also occasionally enjoy a good boom crash bang type blow em up flick.

Television:

NASCAR & INDY CAR RACES ,Lost, Scrubs, Family Guy, Californication, Modern Marvels, Megamovers ,Live at Abby road, stand-up comedy and the best show on television to be watched with the sound off " The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders tryouts" ( God bless America )Also I like a Back in the Day, History Rocks, Mail Call, Monster Jam....

Bill O'Reilly Flips Out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY

Friggin' high-larious



MySpaceTV Videos: Family Guy - Who Wants Chowder by Family Guy
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Books:

Historical, cultural, geographical, and sum a them there shiny picture books wit da purrdy pictures yepers.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ben-Jammin
Birthday: yes once a year
Birthplace: cabbage patch
Current Location: I'm right here
Eye Color: eye captain
Hair Color: no its natural
Height: about 5' 11.625431" give or take
Right Handed or Left Handed: I switch it up, so I dont get writers cramp
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: are dirty
Your Weakness: lima beans
Your Fears: that Dr. Phil will want to do a show on me
Your Perfect Pizza: in my stomach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not run over any one with my car, repeatedly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: kill,kill,kill
Your Best Physical Feature: my smooth wrinkle free testicles
Your Bedtime: after a 6 pack , a joint & 2 french fries
Your Most Missed Memory: I dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: RC bitch don't try to make me choose
MacDonalds or Burger King: eeeewwww!
Single or Group Dates: ripe dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: home made,ya commy fag
Chocolate or Vanilla: it's all good baby!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee,coffee,coffee!!!!!!!!!!& cappuccino too!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: no I don't smoke cigarettes
Do you Swear: I swear I don't smoke cigarettes
Do you Sing: only when im asleep
Do you Shower Daily: doesn't everyone? ... well they should..
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: which one?
Do you want to get Married: I want half...
Do you belive in yourself: I do , I do believe ,tink.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: I concider myself to be fine as frog hair,baby! whoo!
Are you a Health Freak: no but i'm a healthy freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i love parrots
Do you like Thunderstorms: STRIKE!
Do you play an Instrument: I play the drums , like a drunken spider monkey
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ooohh! you said drank, now you have to drink
In the past month have you Smoked: I haven't smoked any cigarettes in 2.5 years
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hundreds
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ru f-ing stupid?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: H to the E to the double L no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not if you paid me
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my mind I 'm always on stage, man
In the past month have you been Dumped: no... but i have ...never mind
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Im skinny dippin right now in my clothes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: some free samples
Ever been Drunk: ever breathed air?
Ever been called a Tease: tommorrow I will be
Ever been Beaten up: yes but I paid for it
Ever Shoplifted: no but I once picked up a house
How do you want to Die: die is such a harsh word ,I like to think of it as dying
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A big boy
What country would you most like to Visit: yo mama
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brunnette
Short or Long Hair: long Baby long
Height: under 10'
Weight: under mine
Best Clothing Style: glasses and high heels .. heh heh all-right..
Number of Drugs I have taken: I lost count after the eighties , man
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: nones
Number of Tattoos: ones
Number of things in my Past I Regret: taking the time to fill out this stupid survey
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

My Father Jeffery L. Sawyer, the wisest man I've ever known. And all service men and women in our armed forces past and present.

My Blog

Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zykTpmCIekU I miss you ,Jane... There's so many things I should have said, so many talks we didn't have ,too many days we didn't speak. May be if you had...
Posted by Ben-Jammin !! on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:38:00 PST

Some Days...

Some Days... Some days I am, some days I'm not. Some days It's cool, some days it's hot. Some nights are bright, some are dark. Some nights, I hear the hounds bark.   Someone is here, someon...
Posted by Ben-Jammin !! on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:40:00 PST

Shoes

Shoes The footsteps of my father, has traveled all over this earth, Each pair of shoes served their purpose, depending on the turf. The many shoes he has worn, left imprints across the land, So many d...
Posted by Ben-Jammin !! on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:18:00 PST

That Which Doesnt Kill...

That which doesn’t kill you, seems to hurt longer. It challenges your strength, and courage under fire. That which doesn’t burn you, doesn’t hurt so much tommorrow. Soon a rain of la...
Posted by Ben-Jammin !! on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 06:35:00 PST

The Best Things In Life Are Free

( The Best Things In Life Are Free) The stars that shine above, all those sunsets we love. The smell of the Atlantic breeze, rain falling through the trees. and it still holds true to me ,the best thi...
Posted by Ben-Jammin !! on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:45:00 PST