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Douglas

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About Me

I am a 33 year old Scotsman, I started in Greenock, Scotland and ended up here in Stewartville, Minnesota. There were a few stops along the way, I lived in La Maddalena, Italy for three years and finished school in London, England. I've been all over! Wales, Germany, I've even lived in the deep south! Now I'm here in the great white north and yes it's friggin cold! I'm happily married to my sexy mama Kimberly, who takes care of me, very good care, we have a beautiful 13 year old daughter, Kelsey who just graduated from 7th grade, very proud! My step-son Josh has really turned things around and has a fantastic daughter himself, our Kaleigh. My brother is in the army and spent over a year in Iraq kicking ass! and my mum, one of the strongest people I know, along with the rest of the family, live in Virginia. I've tried my hand at a few things, including pro-wrestling school in Mississippi, fast food, and now work in a furniture factory, I went the family route and to be honest with you, couldn't be happier! In my spare time I enjoy helping the blind and taking long walks in the park, just kidding! I watch horror films, lots of them, the independants a la Troma, the spaghetti splatter shows from yesteryear and of course my favorites, zombie films, I love the living dead! I try to stay away from "Hollywood horror" because they usually miss the boat, are PG-13, and are crap! I love to read, I try to read a book a week, anything from fantasy to biographies, whatever floats my boat! Everyone should read, it's good stuff!I dabble in fantasy wargaming and roleplay but would rather snuggle in bed with the wife watching t.v., my favorite place in the whole wide world! I also like to bitch about politics and the state of the modern world and I just detest "reality television", reality my ass! Other than my family and a few friends I don't have much time for humans, the "herd", well they are just irritating, Mr. Romero definately hit the nail on the head with "Dawn". That's right mall walkers, I'm talking about you!
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Horror Pictures at satanspace.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George A Romero, Tom Savini, Robert Englund, Michael Moore, Oderus Urungus, Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, Ric Flair, the Ultimate Warrior, HHH, Steve Harris, Janick Gers, Adrian Smith, Dave Murray and Nicko McBrain (I've already met Bruce!)Abdullah the Butcher, Terry Funk, HBK, Henry Rollins and the LIVING DEAD!
Horror Pictures at satanspace.com

My Blog

Up the Irons!

Quite simply throughout the history of music there is none better then Iron Maiden! No band, no musician, no musical force can even come close! There are too many songs too mention, too many albums to...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:59:00 GMT

Gods warriors!

Here and there over the past few weeks I've watched bits and pieces of the CNN series, God's Warriors hosted by Christian Amanpour, one of the few journalists left I believe with any integrity. Howeve...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 23:59:00 GMT

Alien nation.

I recently obtained Alien Nation The Complete Series on dvd and have been watching it after work which is neither here or there but during the opening credits they show the Tenctonese slave ship crash...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:42:00 GMT

Animal cops!

For the past few weeks I've been watching a lot of Animal Cops on the telly. I usually don't because that show makes me so angry I want to go and head butt an innocent passer-by! I don't understand ho...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:20:00 GMT

Saddle Sore!

Well, the vacation is over and it's back to work. Back in the saddle again! Whenever you have a vacation or a little break from that insipid pastime you call your job you realize just how much you hat...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:14:00 GMT

NOT! The 9 0clock news!

Today as I read the online news sites I was pleased to discover that some low-life douch was about to recieve the lethal injection on Tuesday, in Florida, go figure! (sarcasm). This loaf's name is Mar...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:03:00 GMT

Gun control!

Another attempt to ban guns has failed, and the rednecks rejoice! Apparently it's unconstitutional to ban the damn things but shouldn't it be unconstitutional to wander around in fear of being shot in...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:33:00 GMT

A thank you to our military!

Right off the bat let me state that I'm not the biggest fan of our current administration, nor our current president (please don't come get me FBI). However I am a fan of the military, our military! M...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:57:00 GMT

SMF’s!

This blog does not concern the SMF's of Twisted Sister fame but the multitudes of real sick mother fuckers out there that prey on kids! You know, the low-life's that you see on To catch a predator, gr...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Choke on em!

After a long and particularly shitty day I like to chill with a nice cuppa, some toast and marmalade and peep a horror show, not just any horror show but one filled to the brim with splatter! Not fanc...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:54:00 GMT