Gretchen - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I failed a public speaking class in college. I couldn't get up in front of my classmates to do a 20 minute speech. Wish I could remember the professors name and send him a DVD. I'm really bad with names, which sucks when I have to emcee shows. I thought it was because I truly believe I have A.D.D. (but when I read the symptoms I only make it halfway through so I'm not sure) I moved to colorado to ski for a year and ended up staying for 14....I used to live in Vail, Breckenridge, Lake Tahoe, North Conway wherever I could ski. Decided to trade in my ski pants for pantyhose. Then I realized corporate america and apparently money isn't for me, so, fuck it I became a comic. * That was the abridged version with some swearing mixed in to make it more dramatic.break.

My Interests

Comedy and working for SkyWest airlines so I can fly to my comedy gigs instead of driving. I used to hike, bike, ski and swim, but now I just drink wine and do comedy. I'm her lil bitch.

I'd like to meet:

You - You - You - you you

Music:

I love Jack Johnson. Just read an article about him in Rolling Stone and too bad he's married; he has it all plus integrity. When I was working at the airport I accidently gave one of his band members a first class ticket and now I have Jack Johnson's guitar pic...pick however you spell it. Karma isn't always a bitch

Movies:

Hope to be in one someday

Television:

Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, The Travel Channel, Discovery Channel, the History Channel. (it's pretty redundant when they have to say Channel afterwards, we know, we know) The Ghost Whisperer......only because I went to High School with David Conrad, the sexy yet mediocre actor.

Books:

"What you think of me is none of my business." - Terry Cole-Whitaker. Robert Frost, Napoleon Hill and John Livingston Segul. I dumbed myself down the past couple o years by only reading Vampire sex novels but mostly cuz I'm a single woman in her 30's.

Heroes:

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