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donna

Thanks for stealing my Material

About Me

I was Effie in the all Osmond production of Dreamgirls. We killed in Provo.

My Interests

Becoming a sherpa and saving the world without Oprah's help.

I'd like to meet:

Canadians and magicians and Tony Robbins and an albino.

Music:

britney, britney and some more britney!

Movies:

I'm goin' to one soon.

Television:

Game show telethons, old sit-coms, Nancy Grace (for the simple fact that someday her head is going to explode on air), MSNBC, FOODtv...Mary Tyler Moore, Dominick Dunne (who knew the rich liked to kill on the Upper East Side?)

Books:

Why read when I can watch the movie with Leo DiCaprio?

Heroes:

Max the Snoodle-Doodle and The Mongo. My sister is right about 98% of time. It would've been 100%, but I can never forgive her for wearing the Chrissie Snow ponytail.

My Blog

Larry Killingsworth March 25th 1953-June 19th 2008

Larry was truly one of a kind and will be missed by many! Many comics have mentioned that Larry was there at the beginning of their careers and I am no different. I made my debut at one of Larry's roo...
Posted by donna on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:58:00 PST

Shameless Plug

Big Lots has pure cane sugar Jones Soda for 60cents a can! Go and stock up for armagedon or the race war or global warming or whatever you think is going to befall mankind.
Posted by donna on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:11:00 PST

Marcia Brady is a lesbian?

Apparently, Marcia had a lesbian fling with Jan. Was Tiger the only cast member NOT getting laid?
Posted by donna on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:52:00 PST

Britney Spears

After a 14 year career people are NOW saying she's talentless? I said that years ago. Thanks for catching up to me America.  
Posted by donna on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST

OJ,OJ,OJ really?

Yes, I know he's a killer and now an armed robber, but I do like that he smiled for his mugshot! Can someone actually believe that a man who was accused of double murder would now rob a coupla sports ...
Posted by donna on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

Fidel is dead!

Hola Cuba, I am your new leader! Beans and rice for everyone!
Posted by donna on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:40:00 PST

My lovely trip through South Carolina and Georgia

I thought I could communicate with my fellow US American's, but I was wrong. I thought my degree in Heehonics would see me through,but no. After asking Charlene for directions out of Hickory Holler 3x...
Posted by donna on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:28:00 PST

The New Smoker's Tax

The government want to increase taxes on tobacco products 156%! Enough already. Really, smokers are going to die early and be less of a burden on society than all those 80 years old taking viagra. Doe...
Posted by donna on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:28:00 PST

Naked Women

At my lovely day job at The Brown Palace there are locker rooms for the employees to change in. Yes, naked women all over of all nationalities changing in equality together; sorta like a naked United ...
Posted by donna on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:11:00 PST

website

The beginning www.donnaayers.com stop by!
Posted by donna on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST