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About Me

Cover yourself with plastic, my monkeyshines are sure to send scraps of comedy-packed detritus soaring in your direction. I'm a comedian based in my adopted hometown of Denver, CO. You can see me regularly at the world famous Comedy Works as well as other clubs, bars, street corners, back alleys, basements, and any place that drunks gather to bludgeon their senses with humor.
On Monday nights, I host the Geeks Who Drink pub quiz at the Irish Hound at 6th & st. Paul in Cherry Creek. Come on out and stretch your brain!
You can also see me handling tools on the DIY Network. The episodes I'm on are called Innovators" and Power Play . Click on the links for show times.
For more entertainment, head over to Imaginary Binky to read the rantings of my lovely wife.
And, since June 21, I'm also a proud father. Amos Russell Porter came into the world with a dramatic burst of bodily fluids and has been bringing joy into our home ever since.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nigerian businessmen looking to funnel monies currently impounded in their country to the USA and willing to pay a small percentage to me after they establish my identity as the legal heir to said fortune.I also love to hear from people who can get me great deals on ring tones or might be able to point me to another site which displays naked pictures of them. If you have a site with pictures of yourself naked while you are enjoying free ring tones, I really want to see it!!!

Music:

Television:

Yes, please.

My Blog

The Revenge of Benny Lava

I made chicken curry. Now I've written about it over here at imaginarybinky.com. Go ahead and read it. If nothing else, there's a link to a wacky Indian pop music video that you're almost guaranteed t...
Posted by Phil Porter on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:47:00 PST

Extreme Plumbing Adventures

Hey MySpace pals- I posted my new blog over at imaginarybinky.com. It's about plumbing! What could be more exciting than that? Check it out, yo! ...
Posted by Phil Porter on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:34:00 PST

The Blog Blog

I wrote a blog, and it's posted over on imaginarybinky.com. It's about politics or something. Cruise on over and read it on up. Thank you for your time. -Phil ...
Posted by Phil Porter on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST

OMG I Blogged Again!

Hey MyFriends of MySpace! I have blogged again over there at the imaginarybinky.com. I'm not even going to tell you what I wrote about. You should just go and read it and trust that I have provided e...
Posted by Phil Porter on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:33:00 PST

I Fall Norwegian Style

Cruise on over to imaginarybinky to read my latest Wednesday blog installment. It's about me falling down. What could be more exciting than that? Unfortunately, MySpace doesn't offer a blog category f...
Posted by Phil Porter on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

1 of 52

No, "1 of 52" is not my new Borg name, although it would be a good one. My lovely wife, who has left the shelter of MySpace and now blogs over at www.imaginarybinky.com, has pledged to write a bl...
Posted by Phil Porter on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:28:00 PST

Tag, I’m a Body Spray

I was tagged by Lotus, so here is my list. I should also note that we have a tagging problem in our neighborhood. Every garage in our alley has been hit with graffiti. Every one except ours. That...
Posted by Phil Porter on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:17:00 PST

Future Embarrassing Story 1

I'll notify you now that this blog is probably mostly of interest (or at least not horribly repulsive) only to parent-types. If you haven't spawned, please continue to believe that babies are beings o...
Posted by Phil Porter on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:42:00 PST

The Death of Television

Fear not TV fans, all television has not passed on. Our TV set, however, seems to have shuffled off this mortal coil. Mercifully, it went quietly in its sleep. It was turned off and decided never to t...
Posted by Phil Porter on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

NKOTB!!

That's New Kid on the Block if you're not familiar with old-school boy bands.Hey friends, our bouncing baby boy arrived in the world yesterday! Here are the facts:Name: Amos Russell PorterBorn: ...
Posted by Phil Porter on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST