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About Me

Ask Jeeves says: "John is a roving beatnik, yeah, and a history buff. Full of Surprises. Very quiet."

Occupation: Transcendentalist
Hobbies: Squirrel ranching, lentil art, lucid dreaming, Pak Chooie production, arming Tangerine Fudge Monkies with Polaris missile toothpick dispensers.
Latest News: My tell-all book will soon be released ... on oatmeal packages

The Basics: I like to jam on guitars and blow on harmonicas ... but not at the same time. The coolest car I ever owned was my old 79' Thunderbird with flip-up headlights and guard rail-squashing chrome bumper. I drive with my CD player cranked to 14.

J O H N T H E R E V E L A T O R

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Thomas Jefferson, because he's Thomas Jefferson ... The Cosmic Girl who Finds Herself Sad, because she hates apathy and knows that people shouldn't smell like soup ...

My Blog

We mustered against the lobsters Once...and Young

In retrospect, I once drove 3,000 miles to see a girl in Massachusetts.In retrospect, she didn't know I was coming.In retrospect, I gave her the shirt off my back.In retrospect, I wish I had kept the ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 08:25:00 GMT

Prod digiyes son

Some wine in glass bottle.Drank it.sposed to taste like watermelon.doesn't/i am cloudy though.Started posting random:"bricks can't build bicycles." "Yes Virginia, you can dress like a racoon but that ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:36:00 GMT

Three Cheers for the Red, White and Blue

"We meet again," says she,a disposable comment under her breath as she passes by.I could easily dismiss those words...or hinge all my hopes on what I wish they should mean.Alas, I am disposable,a stra...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:28:00 GMT

Chia is not chai, si?

"Little House on the Prarie": I amuse myself with that obscure comparison.I once had a crush on Little Laura who Lived in The Television.That was then, when I was Sonny ...Now I love caffeine and muff...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:25:00 GMT

Open mouth, insert carbon footprint

With gas prices ever-rising and hitting new highs, I decided to invest in a bicycle and bipedally commute to work this summer. Initially my plan seemed good:  my round trip each day is approximat...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Skull Pops

My coworker has been stocking the reception desk candy basket with an amazing product called Skull Pops.  These confectionaries are lollipops shaped like skulls (as you probably guessed) and two-...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:47:00 GMT

But isn’t this just the way it always is?

The Air Force Ball is tonight.  It's a formal event as you can guess by the name ... I waffled on going this year but never got a ticket.  On Thursday afternoon the photo lab got t...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:52:00 GMT

Repair

Somebody hijacked my most recent blog entry with an fookin cell phone promo.  I deleleted the whole entry and am reposting.  Not because it was a brilliant or relevant entry, but because I r...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:37:00 GMT

In Montana now

Hey everybody, I gotta type qwik, can't think too long, sorry for mispellings or incoherence.  i'm literally on rented time. I arriived Thursday night. Quite an adventure -- I got stopped by the...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:52:00 GMT

Deer Pumpkinhead

Last night there was a bit on the news about a deer who is running around with a plastic pumpkin stuck on his snout.  People are trying to track the deer and tranquilize it so they can rescue it ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:22:00 GMT