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Bettie Crocker Rage

When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

About Me

I laugh really loud at movies, and embarrass my friends. Then they take me to scary movies laugh their asses off at me. The scary movies scare me!
I think of REALLY good comebacks --- about 10 minutes after I need them.
Some of the best songs EVER: Ziggy Stardust (Bowie) Just Like Heaven (the Cure) Say it Ain't So (Weezer) Everlong (Foo Fighters) Case of You (Joni Mitchell) Try a Little Tenderness (Otis Redding) Last Goodbye (Jeff Buckley) Pioneers (Bloc Party) No No No (Yeah Yeah Yeahs) Tomorrow, Tomorrow (Elliot Smith) Get it Faster (Jimmy Eat World) Shy (Ani DiFranco) Don't you worry, I'll keep updating my list as I think of more...
I double-dip.
I'm a vegetarian.
I get dressed before I put on my makeup to make sure my eyeshadow color matches.
I don't like it when people are mean to strangers for no good reason. I DO like it when people are sweet to strangers for no good reason.
I quit smoking. I spend the money I save from not buying ciggies for lap dances. I mean tap dances. Lessons! Yeah!
I luv sundresses.
The comic strip "pearls before swine" cracks me up.
I think porcupines are really cute 'cause they waddle like little prickly bears. And everyone knows how cute prickly bears are.
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My Interests

More stuff I like: Karaoke night at Bender's. Butternut Squash soup. Sleeping in. Getting up early. Doodling. Tattoos. Puppies. Really amazing tap dancers. Toasting marshmallows in a campfire. Camping in front of a campfire. Italian coffee. Mandarin Green Tea. Hemp Ice Cream Sandwiches. Gerbera Daisies. Opening gifts. Giving gifts. People who aren't afraid to make fun of themselves. Platform shoes. Singing. Marilyn Monroe. Dancing. Fishnet pantyhose. Yoga. Mimosas. Christmas lights. Car windows rolled down. The scene in "Pretty in Pink" where Duckie sings along to "Try a Little Tenderness". I LOVE old musicals too.

I'd like to meet:

fozzy bear. catwoman. Davey Havok. your mom.Casey Affleck's character in 200 Cigarettes. Jason Schwartzmann's character in Shopgirl.

Here are the Flobots vs the guys of Wrist Deep Productions.... they're so hilarious!! Love it!

Flobots

Music:

Old school Liz Phair, Bloc Party, Millencolin, Bad Religion, My Chemical Romance, Feist, Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin, LANGHORNE SLIM, Portishead, Rise Against, The Ting Tings, Duffy, MXPX, Dropkick Murphys, Stiff Little Fingers, PJ Harvey, The Cure, Sleater Kinney, Reel Big Fish, Soulcracker, Save Ferris, Stray Cats, Flogging Molly, The Forecast, Belle and Sebastian, Fall Out Boy, Grace Potter, The Smiths, The Matches, Pink Spiders, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Reverend Horton Heat, The Detroit Cobras, Sasquatch and the Sickabillys! Dance Hall Crashers, Jeff Buckley, G.Love & Special Sauce,Elvis Costello, Elvis Prestley, Social Distortion, AFI, Regina Spektor, Me First & the Gimmie Gimmies, The Flaming Lips, Death Cab for Cutie, Pretty in Pink Soundtrack, High Fidelity Soundtrack, KICK ASS LOCAL bands: 18 Wheeler, Railbenders, Brethren Fast, Flobots, etc.

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Some Like it Hot,Hot Fuzz & Shaun of the Dead (MAN those guys are soooo funny), Boondock Saints, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, See No Evil Hear No Evil, 200 Cigarettes, Swingers, Elf, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, "Burnin' Love - Rockabilly Vampire" -- Hi-LARIOUS indie movie -- good times and good fun, On The Town, The Jerk, The Muppet Movie, How to Marry a Millionaire, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Van Wilder, Equilibrium, Stranger than Fiction, Willow, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, The Goonies (some childhood faves), I Heart Huckabees, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Love and Other Catastrophes, Ghostbusters, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, all the Indiana Jones movies, V for Vendetta. Van Helsing (Sorry, I watch it for Dracula -- I can't help it. The scene where he's dancing with Kate Beckinsdale -- soooo hot.) One of my FAVORITE scenes in a movie EVER --- Gene Kelley and Cyd Charisse dancing together in "Singing in the Rain"
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it.
Luke: Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.
Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.

Television:

The Office, Mythbusters, Sex & the City, Planet Earth, Diners Drive-ins & Dives, Iron Chef, Top Chef, (yah, I like cooking competition shows) Project Runway, Six Feet Under, Perfect Strangers (gotta love Balky), Ghost Hunters, Invader Zim.

Books:

the Twilight series (Stephanie Meyer)-- that's a kick-ass vampire book (i'm such a sucker for that stuff. get it? sucker? I'm hilarious) On the Road, Big Sur, Dharma Bums (Jack Kerouac), Lullabye, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Diary (Chuck Palhanuk), Namedropper, Cherries in the Snow (Emma Forrest), The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar, The BFG(Roald Dahl), Swan Song, Speaks the Nightbird (Robert McCammon), A Dirty Job, Fluke, Bloodsucking Feinds, You Suck, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, Coyote Blue (Christopher Moore) Catcher in the Rye (JD Salinger), Gideon (Russell Andrews), Veronika Decides to Die (Paulo Cohello). Laurell K Hamilton's "Anita Blake - Vampire Hunter" series too. It's weird and fun and hot. Just like me. I kid.

Heroes:

David LaChapelle. Cindy Sherman. Duane Michaels. Weegee. Henri Cartier-Bresson. Jack Kerouac. Roald Dahl. Jim Henson. Billie Jean King. My Mom. Mary Tyler Moore. Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Ann Miller, Greta Garbo, Joan Crawford, Dita Von Tesse! Anyone who is a vegan in a non-vegan world. Any woman making it in a man's world.


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My Blog

Vampires

I'm sure it goes without saying that I heart vampires.  Not because of the murder or blood or anything.  I'm not really into that stuff.  It's more about all the romanticism ...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:11:00 PST

Profile Picture Mania

I recently had to add a bunch of friend requests on a friend's MySpace page.  I won't go into detail as to why I needed to do it -- that's not the point of this post! I noticed a pattern in all ...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:51:00 PST

Smelly People

Why do people drown themselves in cologne?  I really don't get it.  The easiest way for someone to figure out if they're attracted to someone else is by the way that they smell.  Not th...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:52:00 PST

Full Frontal "Forgetting"

I just saw "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" this weekend, and it was HILARIOUS.  I loved it!  I laughed the hardest when he sung the Vampire Opera song in the Dracula voice -- I swear I almost pe...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST

turning 27....

Well I'm officially in my late 20's.  Not that it's exactly "old" or anything -- but it is kind of weird.  Every year I inch closer to 30 I think "should I feel like a grown up yet?" --- 'ca...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:46:00 PST

Nikki - are you reading this???

My friend Nikki from Ohio is so hilarious.  She told me that although she doesn't actually have a MySpace account, she checks up on my MySpace page from time to time just to see all the new crap ...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:24:00 PST

things to do this year (REVISED for 2008)

-- visit my big sis in NYC (CHECK) -- start playing the piano again / learn a new instrument (working on that now...) -- spend lots of time with my friends and family (I love them SO much) -...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

Rocky’s Amazing Photo (as my background)

So my friend Rocky McCorkle is an amazing photographer.  My background is his business card -- how freakin' cool is that??  He's just the coolest.  He's one of my friends too on here --...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:32:00 PST

a peek inside

I am not a routine I am not a pattern I am unique And stunning And warm I can say it without pride Because I am not vain You don't really know me I can be silly I cry at movies I laugh too loud I eat...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

music or misery?

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids l...
Posted by Bettie Crocker Rage on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:35:00 PST