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andrew the giant.

hey, thmell my ass.

About Me

hi im andrew.
i smoke too many cigarettes.
i drink way too much beer.
i have a ferret named taco.
a few people like me.
(some call me a softy.)
a lot of people hate me.
(some call me a snake in the grass.)
all the good things they say are true.
and some of the bad things are true.
ive been known to be the nice guy.
ive been known to be an asshole.
im afraid of commitment.
but i want to settle down.
i dont believe in love at first sight.
i dont believe in fate.
i dont believe in karma.
i take a lot of pictures of random things.
i use quotations and parenthesis quite frequently.
i like to correct peoples grammar.
the little girl you see in my pictures is not my daughter.
shes my neice.
i love her more than life itself.
and i love wearing headphones too.
cheers.

gt fghtd.

My Interests

sitting.
reading.
writing.
walking.
photoing.
pooping.
talking.
jumping.
laughing.
arguing.
stuttering.

I'd like to meet:

someone with a decent heart, and a somewhat okay soul.

the person who i can have this exact conversation with:
me: tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when im an incredibly humungoid giant star?
her: yeah.
me: will you still love me when im in my hanging-out-with-ravi-shankar phase?
her: yeah.
me: will you still love me when im in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?
her: yeah.
me: okay, party. bonus.

im not really big into 'meeting new people'. its hard to trust people as it is. so i dont need to go into 'those who i dont want to meet'.

Music:



Movies:



Television:



Books:

poetry.
short stories.
some novels.

Heroes:

ma and pa.
henry rollins.
people who dont give a shit.
and dale #3!

My Blog

sonic(the sleeper hold heard round the world)

i will distort every memory.fabricate it and make it my own.ive been to battlegrounds half as bad as mine.theres no more every day routines.ill trust that the birds are going south.theres only one day...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:24:00 PST

class(where there is light there is hope)

its hard to speak when you feel electricity.between the smiles there is a fire.that only looks out for me.ive thought about hope.ive thought about denial.but theres that something that holds us.behind...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 09:05:00 PST

stolen(ive been gone way way way too long)

we thought that the times were right.but nothing changes for us.everything around me turns to dust.i never know what to say.or when to say it.im sometimes too early.but always too late.theres an angel...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 12:40:00 PST

partition(everything wont be ok)

skies they are black,i can feel this heart attack.the lonelier i get,keeps me that much more insane.trying to whisper,but i can only scream.wasting your time,oh how i wish i was blind.lets cause a flo...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:07:00 PST

supreme(i finally broke)

    so its been a long road since the last time we spoke.every fifteen minutes i knock on wood.hoping to reach the crescent moon.training the bastard.walking sideways to the field of dr...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:38:00 PST

olive(a sudden i understand light)

im feeling more abused than usual.the room has stopped spinning.and i fell as if you are my enemy.my very own personal muse.attempting to destroy the world.before i can even get teh chance.i dont want...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:19:00 PST

hunters(in the event of a volcanic eruption take my hand and never ever let go)

i know the consequences of supply and demand.surfacing just for a brief moment for air.i can feel the waves crashing down.the ashes of thoughtlessness and closure.safe distance between the two of us.t...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST

remember(a bottle of bud light and a shot of jager)

im not the type of person who says goodbye.its always 'until next time.'a buddy of mine who ive known for a handful of years passed away this past sunday.he was a great guy.nothing short of nice.but m...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST

mona(plastered without a ride home)

i miss you.im just going to put it out there.for all to see.i miss the talks.i miss the laying down.i miss the holding.i miss your laugh.i miss your smile the most.i thought you were perfect.to me you...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:56:00 PST

brother(in the back beyond the corridor)

begin:some believe that trains are killers.others believe that neither man or woman can be president.i however belive its ok to become the traveler.open doors that arent supposed to be open.create lan...
Posted by andrew the giant. on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:43:00 PST