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Cartoon By Laura Probola
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I like: My dog Trooper. Watching movies, adventures, using outside play as an excuse not to excersise. Comedy Clubs. Driving. Travel. Using periods as if they were commas. Playing Guitar/banjo. Cooking. Eating. Smoking funny cigarettes...then eating again. Reading. Writing. Rithmatic. and Kelly Clarkson.
I want to meet you...whoever you are! Well, uness you're a bad person...or smelly. Well, a little smell I can handle since we're just e-friends anyway. So, smelly folk, I'm dying to meet you too. Oh, I don't like fwd: people...If you send all of your "friends" forewards everyday of some great internet joke you read and now must share with everyone....I don't want to meet you. However, anyone else is welcome. Well, hang on, if you're into cyber sex and use My Space as a means to meet other cybersexuals ...nope. I don't want to meet you either...no judgement passed. I just don't have that kind of time on my hands. I like peope that share an interest in self exploration, breast cancer research, and occasionally a good dead baby joke.
My CD, "Preachers Kid Gone Wild!" is available now!
You can find my newest CD, "Buckle Up!" in stores March 1st - but it's available now online!
Buy both CDs for $25!
OH and stop by my website and let me know what you think!
I like old music...don't really listen to new stuff. Love the 60's...Love the Stones, Mamas and Papas, the Beatles. Actually the White Album might be my favorite. I listen to the oldies station...it makes me happy. Favorite song ever..."Footloose"
God where to begin? Back to the Future in my opinion changed life as we know it. Clue, Drop Dead Georgious, Time Cop, Blood Sport, Shawshank Redemption, When Harry Met Sally....man I could go on for a while...but I don't care to . So, my all time favorite movie? It's a tie between Pulp Fiction and Sound of Music.
I usually start my day with Family Feud and Price is Right. If I'm watching cable...I keep in on GSN until Lingo comes on...love lingo hate Matchgame. I love Law & Order SVU....LOVE IT and USA and TNT play it in the afternoons. Jeopardy rules my world around 4:30...then I try to avoid the local news...usually by napping until primetime. Love Family Guy, the Sopranos, Chapelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm (love it) Desperate Housewives...my guilty pleasures American Idol, Most Extreme Challenge, and AFV. Oh, and I love watching College and Pro Football.
I love to read. Billboards, candy wrappers, street signs, pretty much anything I can wrap my eyes around. I read a really good shampoo bottle in the bathroom the other day, not bad.
Most of my heroes are comics. Almost all have died. Johnny Carson, Milton Burle, Sam Kinison, Jack Benny, Red Fox, and my personal mentor Kelly Moran. Living heroes: Conan O'brian, Ellen Degeneres, Billy Crystal, and of course the comics that have inspired me along the way. Carl LaBove, Burt Kraisher, Brett Clauson, and Aaron Baker.