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You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer
Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!
What Type of Writer Should You Be?
You Are a Life Blogger!
Your blog is the story of your life - a living diary.
If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible.
What Kind of Blogger Are You?
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Here are the places I've been:
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my name is des. I am super.
In order for one to know the real des, one musn't base his or her judgement soley on the 2000 letters alotted on a webpage. One must spend time with des, absorb her flavor, and contemplate what life would be like if des were ever to be taken away. Then, and only then, can one get a feel for all that is "about me."
My mottos:
1. If it rhymes, it must be true.
2. The more signs hanging around, the more idiots also hanging around. (For example: "Do not throw paper towels into toilet.")
3. 'Tis better to go out and have fun and be tired the next day than to be bored and well rested.
4. Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part.
5. Birthdays are truly special days, and nobody should have to pay for anything on their bday.
6.Everything is more fun with a friend.
I I think cows and ducks are funny. Actually, I think most things are funny.
I heart sparkly things.
I love dipping foods in other foods. (mmmmm fondue!)I have Super Smell Power.
I can do the thriller dance, and I know all the words to the fraggle rock theme song.
I dye my hair. A LOT. (check out my pictures for proof.)
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Let me tell you why the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 7, section 3, is the best thing ever. Here are some of the quotes from when aliens impersonate Bill Clinton & Bob Dole:
1. "What the hell is this, some kind of tube?"
2. "Abortions for everyone." (crowd boos) "Very well, no abortions for anyone." (crowd boos) "Hmm..Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others." (crowd cheers)
3. "My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but
tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."
4. "It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!"
5. "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it."
6. "These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!"
7. "The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again."
8. "I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath."
9."Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate."
"Go ahead, throw your vote away."(laughs)
Not bad for a 10 minute sketch.
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