Photography, art, video games, hiking, biking, going to see good live music, reading, hanging out. Mold-a-rama machines. Snobby cheeses. Fireworks. Origami. Yo-yo tricks. Being snarky.
People who are amusing. People who will give me free pizza, chocolate, or imported cheese. French-speaking University librarians. Art geeks. Insomniacs. Chinese acrobats. Jugglers of any nationality. Photographers. Genuine people. People who appreciate irony. People who own monkeys. Luxumbourgers.I don't know - if you think you'd like me & my company, I'd probably like to meet you. Drop us a line. I'm all about having more friends, but if you send me a friend request, please send an email introducing yourself and explaining why you'd like to be my friend. I ignore all friend requests that arrive unaccompanied. Also, I almost certainly don't care about your band, money making opportunity, or web cam. Thanks.
People whom I don't hate
I know plenty of people who would put me up for a day or two.
Jersey Girl
Zirklepit
Sinna
Sandy (FSUL1)
Cristy
Meesh
Commando Rogue
a.b.c.D!
Sylo Tode's Wild Ride
Not Harmony
Nems
Becky (FSUL2)
Tamika
Melancholy Fae
Debbie from college
Viodyna
Tina
Justin
Sasha Alex
Speed Racer
Other Megan
Driving Cousin
Redheaded Cousin
Shananana
Ed
Purple Pez
Kayti
Not Nat
Meeks
Bettie
Michael
Yo-yo lass
Kristen
That Lisa Person
Dissy
Supercool Neighbor
Zambia represent!
Glor ias
133% Scary
Queen Bobbe
Marla Singer
Jess omy
Diet Coke
My favorite sandwich
1st Home
2nd Home
Tyler Durden
Best Color Ever
See everyone willing to publicly acknowledge knowing me
Bob Dylan, Beatles, Elvis Costello, Joe Jackson, Richard Thompson, Warren Zevon, Ramones, Muddy Waters, Little Walter, Howlin' Wolf, Randy Newman, X (the American one w/John Doe, not the Australian one without John Doe), White Stripes, Cramps, Steely Dan, Cars, Andrews Sisters, Blondie, Liz Phair, Aimee Mann, Leadbelly, Franz Ferdinand, Leonard Cohen before his voice got so deep, Tom Waits, Lyle Lovett, Michael Penn, Johnny Cash, Tom Petty, Robert Johnson, Richard Cheese, X-Ray Spex, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Esquivel, most cocktail jazz, any odd numbered Hank Williams, Devo, Public Enemy, William Shatner (I'm not kidding), Buddy Guy, and most good* blues, psychobilly, and punk.
*if you get your blues from almost any radio station, we likely have a different idea of what constitutes good
Citizen Kane, Miller's Crossing, Casablanca, Fight Club, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Usual Suspects, Dragnet (a guilty pleasure), North By Northwest, 12 Angry Men, Some Like It Hot, The Black Pirate, The Adventures Of Robin Hood, Goodfellas, Broadway Danny Rose, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Paint Your Wagon, True Grit, The Shootist, Unforgiven, The Last Starfighter (even though it isn't very good), Sorry Wrong Number, The Greatest Show on Earth, Little Cæsar, Hatari!, My Favorite Brunette, The Paleface, The Great Dictator, Monsieur Verdoux, Casino, The World The Flesh and The Devil, and almost anything the Marx brothers ever did.
Twin Peaks, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Strangers With Candy, Sports Night, Lost, Buffy, Angel, M*A*S*H, Roswell, Simpsons, the early seasons of the West Wing, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), American Dad, Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (#1 in the hood, G), Thundarr the Barbarian, Gunsmoke, Dragnet (both Jack Webb versions, but more the one from the 60s wherein the whitest and unhippest man alive says "Heroin is the bomb." I am not making this up, people), Roseanne, How I Met Your Mother, Boston Legal, Mad About You, Cheers, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and Everybody Loves Hypnotoad (first 2 seasons only).
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut. Most anything by Hemingway. I'm starting to like Sinclair Lewis a lot. Somerset Maugham gets too little credit. Anything Sherlock Holmes is good, assuming it's by Conan Doyle or one of the better pastiche authors. Terry Pratchett, Sue Grafton, and Donna Leon all write things that are a fun way to kill an hour or 5. 1984 and Brave New World changed me a lot, but so did everything I read in my late teens. I like Andrew Vachss a lot, which isn't to say that he's good. Jim Thompson will mess with your head, but you won't mind at all. And you should try to read Shakespeare because it makes people think you're smart, even if you're not (and it gets sort of enjoyable after a time).
Leonardo da Vinci, Alan Turing, Kurt Vonnegut, Jimmy Carter, Winston Churchill, Abe Lincoln, FDR, Bob Dylan, Thomas Merton, the Dalai Lama.