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Ernie

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About Me

I am not now, nor have I ever been a member of the Communist Party. I'm a vegetarian, but not the preachy kind. I'm a bit of a hedonist. I spent essentially my entire adult life in Duluth, MN, followed by a brief stint in St Louis, MO, and am now settling in in the Bay Area. I play with databases for money and the heads of small-minded people for my own amusement. I travel a lot for both work and pleasure. I take more pictures than any 3 people you know. I spend a frighteningly large amount of my time reading or in art museums, and I can name all 7 dwarves.
I like to accost random people (preferably, though not always with the above average Jonathan - ladies, he's single) and make them get their picture taken with my Justin Timberlake bobblehead (read about it here ). A fitting hobby for a former phone psychic (they're all frauds, kids)
I'm an horrid grammar snob, and delight in dropping British idiom and Bob Dylan references into my day to day conversation just to see who notices.
I blog a lot - you can see some of my better blogging here and here . Meantime, here's some general info in a quiz from August 2006:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ernie
Birthday: 6/26/73
Birthplace: Two Harbors, MN
Current Location: St Louis, MO
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond/brown
Height: 193 cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ½ Italian/½ everything else
The Shoes You Wore Today: $10 flip flops
Your Weakness: kryptonite used books
Your Fears: Dying alone.
Also Trix

Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy mock duck, pineapple, garlic, banana peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a Victrola and some Al Bowlly 78s
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Yeh" because I guess I don't want to type 4 whole letters
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sweet christ - is it morning already
Your Best Physical Feature: I'd say eyebrows, my ex insisted it was my eyes - let's say the region between my nose and forehead
Your Bedtime: 2-3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Helping my Gram w/wordfinds
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - in fact, for all "Pepsi or x" questions, it'll always be x where x is anything less disgusting than a glass of warm ferret spit. Depending on the ferret. Not that Coke isn't great.
McDonalds or Burger King: BK - they have a veggie burger and better toys
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I have no preference - I usually make my own
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Ice Cream, Chocolate everything else
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: like a drunken sailor er-lie in the morning
Do you Sing: I wouldn't grace the noises I make with that term, no
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: not really
Do you belive in yourself: in everything except matters of the heart
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on amusement park rides
Do you think you are Attractive: more so than Joseph Merrick was, anyhow
Are you a Health Freak: somewhat, but I love chocolate and cheese (the Ween album and the actual foods)
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: More than just about anything
Do you play an Instrument: I can sound ok on the harmonica. But so can you. Or your dog. Or your ceiling fan.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: maybe - it depends on how you define date, I guess
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Dear g-d no. Oreos aren't good. I know you disagree - you're wrong
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes - salt and pepper shakers from an awful restaurant
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: once when I was 9
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Favorite Grain: Barley
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my bed 80 or 90 years from now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: content
What country would you most like to Visit: I've been most places I'd like to visit. Maybe Russia, otherwise Italy or France again.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: shorter than me is all I care about
Weight: slender to a few extra pounds
Best Clothing Style: anything distinctive
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: 2 or 3 hundred
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: let's say 6
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My Interests

Photography, art, video games, hiking, biking, going to see good live music, reading, hanging out. Mold-a-rama machines. Snobby cheeses. Fireworks. Origami. Yo-yo tricks. Being snarky.

I'd like to meet:

People who are amusing. People who will give me free pizza, chocolate, or imported cheese. French-speaking University librarians. Art geeks. Insomniacs. Chinese acrobats. Jugglers of any nationality. Photographers. Genuine people. People who appreciate irony. People who own monkeys. Luxumbourgers.I don't know - if you think you'd like me & my company, I'd probably like to meet you. Drop us a line. I'm all about having more friends, but if you send me a friend request, please send an email introducing yourself and explaining why you'd like to be my friend. I ignore all friend requests that arrive unaccompanied. Also, I almost certainly don't care about your band, money making opportunity, or web cam. Thanks.

People whom I don't hate
I know plenty of people who would put me up for a day or two.

Jersey Girl

Zirklepit

Sinna

Sandy (FSUL1)

Cristy

Meesh

Commando Rogue

a.b.c.D!

Sylo Tode's Wild Ride

Not Harmony

Nems

Becky (FSUL2)

Tamika

Melancholy Fae

Debbie from college

Viodyna

Tina

Justin

Sasha Alex

Speed Racer

Other Megan

Driving Cousin

Redheaded Cousin

Shananana

Ed

Purple Pez

Kayti

Not Nat

Meeks

Bettie

Michael

Yo-yo lass

Kristen

That Lisa Person

Dissy

Supercool Neighbor

Zambia represent!

Glor ias

133% Scary

Queen Bobbe

Marla Singer

Jess omy

Diet Coke

My favorite sandwich

1st Home

2nd Home

Tyler Durden

Best Color Ever

See everyone willing to publicly acknowledge knowing me

Music:

Bob Dylan, Beatles, Elvis Costello, Joe Jackson, Richard Thompson, Warren Zevon, Ramones, Muddy Waters, Little Walter, Howlin' Wolf, Randy Newman, X (the American one w/John Doe, not the Australian one without John Doe), White Stripes, Cramps, Steely Dan, Cars, Andrews Sisters, Blondie, Liz Phair, Aimee Mann, Leadbelly, Franz Ferdinand, Leonard Cohen before his voice got so deep, Tom Waits, Lyle Lovett, Michael Penn, Johnny Cash, Tom Petty, Robert Johnson, Richard Cheese, X-Ray Spex, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Esquivel, most cocktail jazz, any odd numbered Hank Williams, Devo, Public Enemy, William Shatner (I'm not kidding), Buddy Guy, and most good* blues, psychobilly, and punk.

*if you get your blues from almost any radio station, we likely have a different idea of what constitutes good

Movies:

Citizen Kane, Miller's Crossing, Casablanca, Fight Club, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Usual Suspects, Dragnet (a guilty pleasure), North By Northwest, 12 Angry Men, Some Like It Hot, The Black Pirate, The Adventures Of Robin Hood, Goodfellas, Broadway Danny Rose, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Paint Your Wagon, True Grit, The Shootist, Unforgiven, The Last Starfighter (even though it isn't very good), Sorry Wrong Number, The Greatest Show on Earth, Little Cæsar, Hatari!, My Favorite Brunette, The Paleface, The Great Dictator, Monsieur Verdoux, Casino, The World The Flesh and The Devil, and almost anything the Marx brothers ever did.

Television:

Twin Peaks, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Strangers With Candy, Sports Night, Lost, Buffy, Angel, M*A*S*H, Roswell, Simpsons, the early seasons of the West Wing, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), American Dad, Pinky and the Brain, Animaniacs!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force (#1 in the hood, G), Thundarr the Barbarian, Gunsmoke, Dragnet (both Jack Webb versions, but more the one from the 60s wherein the whitest and unhippest man alive says "Heroin is the bomb." I am not making this up, people), Roseanne, How I Met Your Mother, Boston Legal, Mad About You, Cheers, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and Everybody Loves Hypnotoad (first 2 seasons only).

Books:

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut. Most anything by Hemingway. I'm starting to like Sinclair Lewis a lot. Somerset Maugham gets too little credit. Anything Sherlock Holmes is good, assuming it's by Conan Doyle or one of the better pastiche authors. Terry Pratchett, Sue Grafton, and Donna Leon all write things that are a fun way to kill an hour or 5. 1984 and Brave New World changed me a lot, but so did everything I read in my late teens. I like Andrew Vachss a lot, which isn't to say that he's good. Jim Thompson will mess with your head, but you won't mind at all. And you should try to read Shakespeare because it makes people think you're smart, even if you're not (and it gets sort of enjoyable after a time).

Heroes:

Leonardo da Vinci, Alan Turing, Kurt Vonnegut, Jimmy Carter, Winston Churchill, Abe Lincoln, FDR, Bob Dylan, Thomas Merton, the Dalai Lama.

My Blog

In which I find an excuse to use my new macro lens to make a bad pun and a larger point

In which I find an excuse to use my new macro lens to make a bad pun and a larger pointI think I'm about to get deep, though I'm also pretty sick (I'm more or less where I was back here, sickness wise...
Posted by Ernie on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:44:00 PST

A quick survey I nicked from des (or Have salmonberry yourself zealand)

Still feeling icky, but I'm also still at work. But there's a new episode of 'Lost' on tonight, and in a few hours, I'll be home eating bad food and drinking good tea. So there's that. Alternate title...
Posted by Ernie on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:08:00 PST

St. Louis Zoo/downtown: birds, bears, and buildings tall

(earlier St Louis photoblogs: (last time) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (this time) 0 1)After we finished oohing and ahhing over the ungulates, we went by the faux mangrove swamp (the big cat area was sealed off for ...
Posted by Ernie on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:59:00 PST

The St. Louis Zoo - ungulates on parade, plus flowers and a singular event

(pictures from my last trip home live here: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7)After my delightful Demi dining experience, I caught a redeye to Atlanta, where I drank Diet Coke for a few hours while sorting through pictur...
Posted by Ernie on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:20:00 PST

41Q nicked from Fairytale Princess (or Web Church Chief Bottle Hose Chess Board Typewriter)

Alternate title's from a spam email, as ever. Had a great weekend, about which more later. There'll be zoo pictures going up either later today or else tomorrow. For now, here's a survey I started yes...
Posted by Ernie on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:53:00 PST

Lets let Disney Imagineers design a space restaurant and have Ernie post pictures of it!

I'm a well known fan of both travel and most things Disney (true - here, look at some Disney pictures, why don't you? Paris: 1 2 Orlando: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7), so when Demi (who lives in LA and kindly agree...
Posted by Ernie on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:04:00 PST

A new survey written by Marisa (or small force which Caesar had at his command, and shut up)

Heretofore unknown to me blog subscriber Marisa stepped out of the shadows and introduced herself the other day. She seems delightful enough, and she also dropped this brand new, written by her survey...
Posted by Ernie on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:40:00 PST

In which my good ex reaches hobbit majority and I explain a lesson we taught each other

Fair warning: this may not be a funny or especially entertaining blog (at least not for the portion of my reading audience who isn't me), but something's been percolating in my brain for a bit and I w...
Posted by Ernie on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:54:00 PST

Name That Tune answers, finally

A few weeks back (here, if rumors are to be believed), I posted a Name That Tune blog. I do this every now and then, and generally Cristy completely owns it. This time, I posted it right before she wa...
Posted by Ernie on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:26:00 PST

A survey all about Sheryle’s first time

Well, more like Sheryle's survey about first times, but wouldn't the other be more interesting? Had an amazing weekend, wherein I saw 6 friends and a craptastic play (about the band KISS (based on the...
Posted by Ernie on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:05:00 PST