Stolen from Ernie... but the answers are mine! Re-done on 5/4/08. Let's see what's different...
69 questions that are as random as they are odd.
1.Where were you this morning at 6:30am?
For some horrible reason awake. Poor me.
2.How do you react to spiders?
Look at them, then leave them alone.
3.If someone was to surprise you with a present right now, what would you like it to be?
A check for $200 wouldn't be a bad thing. A trip to Duluth would rock.
4.Do you prefer to write with Pens or Pencils?
Pens.
5.Do you rent or own?
Own the house, rent the land. Grrrrr... We plan to move.
6.Have you ever watched all 3 Godfather movies?
I have seen none of them.
7.How old are you?
27 until June 2 '08
8.How old do you act?
Ask my husband.
9.Would you say you are a tidy person?
Not really.
10.Are dimples REALLY attractive?
Sometimes.
11.Don't you find it kinda creepy that "Santa is always watching you"?
I would if he existed.
12.Were you a bully in high school?
Nope.
13.What's for dinner?
If I have any shrimp in the freezer, shrimp fettucine alfredo. If not, I dunno.
14.Will Smith: Better Actor or Better Singer?
Actor. But he sucks at both.
15.Who is the funniest friend you have?
Ernie.
16.What was the last movie that made you cry?
Matrix 2- Revolution. It was THAT bad and it was my 23rd birthday and I really wanted to be watching Bruce Almighty. And yes, this does have to do with why my ex is my EX.
17.Do you eat ice cream when it's cold outside?
I eat ice cream any time I can get my hands on it!
18.What was the last thing you shoplifted?
You may not believe this, but I have never shoplifted.
19.Bigfoot: Real or Fake?
Fake.
20.Britney Spears: Human or Alien?
Ernie said what I would have said.
21.Ever play with matches?
Yep. Candles too.
22.Do you like to ride bikes?
Yep.
23.Have you ever made someone cry on purpose?
Yep. I'm a mean little person sometimes.
24.Who was it?
You if you keep asking such retarded questions.
25.If you had to lose one of your five senses?
Depends. When I'm at home I wouldn't miss my sense of smell thanks to my darling husband and his adorable, yet stinky, ass.
26.When was the last time you had a bloody nose?
3 days ago. I get them a lot.
27.On what day does April Fool's day fall on?
Tuesday.
28.Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?
White.
29.How about when we talk about Turkey dinners:
White.
30.What song do you absolutely HATE
Anything by Shania Twain.
31.Don't you hate it when someone gets that song stuck in your head?
Yep, which would be why my office-mate is banned from playing that infernal Cher song.
32.If you could make any of your physical attributes BIGGER: what would it be?
My legs could stand to be longer. Being 5'2" sucks at times.
33.Have you ever posed for or taken naughty pictures?
I plead the 5th.
34.Have you ever been hit by a car's airbag?
Nope.
35.How do you drink your coffee?
Sugar and cream and extra strong
36.Would you rather have a nice house or drive a nice car?
House.
37.Do you eat the pizza crust?
Yep.
38.How many soul mates does one person have?
Based on my personal experience, 2.
39.If you had lunch with God, would you offer to pay?
Well, God would theoretically have infinite resources and I don't.
40.Is there such a thing as an unforgivable action?
Yep.
41.Have you ever fantasized about someone while have sex with someone else?
It's how I mentally survived sex with one of my ex-lovers.
42.When was the last time you got spanked?
I plead the 5th.
43.Name the last "classic" movie you watched?
Better Off Dead is a classic in my book.
44.What are you thinking at this very moment?
Damn it's cold in here.
45.Have you ever received a wedgie?
Not so much received as wore the wrong underwear.
46.Is your mom a MILF?
No. Definitely NOT.
47.Real tanning or fake baking?
None of the above. I don't like the lobster look.
48.Are tan lines really attractive?
Not really.
49.If you could be in any 80's movie, which one?
Better Off Dead so I could make out with John Cusack.
50.Ever dedicated one whole day to sex?
Yes. Yesterday was a very good day. First one like it in a loooong time.
51.If you HAD to move to a foreign country right this second, where would you go?
Well, I could spit and hit Canada, so lets go with that. I'm lazy.
52.Do you get nervous when you see a cop?
Nope.
53.Ever been to a swinger's party?
Nope.
54.Whom do you turn to for advice?
My friends and Cowboy.
55.Ever been walked in on while having sex?
Funny story on that one. But yes, I have. Except that the person who walked in on us likely still doesn't realize it.
56.Do you like being alone?
Yes.
57.Does the forest scare you?
Nope. But then, if I'm in the forest I likely have my 20 gauge on me.
58.Are you dressed for anyone special?
Nope. I'm wearing sweatpants and ready for bed.
59.Which is the better hand: a Straight or a Flush?
A flush, but a straight flush is even better!
60.Do you own a webcam?
Nope.
61.Do you like to dance?
Not so much.
62.Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Who the hell knows.
63.What rhymes with Devastation?
Palpation, ovation, supermarionation, oblation, masturbation, station, mastication...
64.Don't you find it Odd that almost every stripper is just doing it to put herself through college?
Maybe that's why I didn't go to college.
65.What is your ring tone on your phone?
It rings.
66.What would you rather be doing right now?
Playing The Sims 2
67.Ever looked at porn on a work computer?
Nope.
68.Who is your closest sibling?
Stephen. He's only 265 miles from me. The others are over 1000.
69.Speaking of 69?
It's the year my uncle Todd was born?