John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy profile picture

John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy

Probably not sober...

About Me

http://www.horrorquarterly.com/ http://www.fictioncircus.com/story.php?storyid=pteromyini

Take that, take that, take that.
Love, always.

myspace

My Interests

Out-clevering myself.Juvenile humor while maintaining a facade of intellectual superiority.Paradoxes and irony. Also pointing out the ironies and/or cleverness whenever the opportunity presents itself. Like now. Here's one more...Serial procras...

I'd like to meet:


Music:

The Dead Flag Bluesthe car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides and a dark wind blows the government is corrupt and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawnwe're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to deaththe sun has fallen down and the billboards are all leering and the flags are all dead at the top of their polesit went like this:the buildings tumbled in on themselves mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble and pulled out their hairthe skyline was beautiful on fire all twisted metal stretching upwards everything washed in a thin orange hazeI said: kiss me, you're beautiful - these are truly the last daysyou grabbed my hand and we fell into it like a daydream or a feverwe woke up one morning and fell a little further down - for sure it's the valley of deathI open up my wallet and it's full of blood

Movies:

MacReady:Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired... there's nothing more I can do, just wait... RJ MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31.

Television:

Huh?

Books:

I'd much rather write them

Heroes:


My Blog

D.P

I enjoy watching the porn. Even when I'm not jacking off or trying to chase away a woman that I actually like. For me, watching strangers (regardless of race, color or creed*) fuck each other to compl...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:14:00 PST

A Milli

Lyrics by Lil' WayneFirst VerseA milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:33:00 PST

Belated Eugenics

ABBOTSFORD, B.C. -- Alexandru Ionce and his wife never planned to have 18 children in 23 years, but when they welcomed little Abigail into the world, that's just what happened. Abigail weighed i...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:13:00 PST

Thoughts (nh) I Felt to be Worthy of a Blog

It's because ours (men's, in case you were unaware) sticks out and theirs goes in, that's why there's the double standard. Because penetration is inherently more difficult than being penetrated. The p...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

Rock the Vote?

Since I can’t have Dennis Kucinich or Ralph Nader as my next president, and the democratic party has whittled my choices (not options, mind you) down to two candidates. Not to mention that I nor...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:13:00 PST

I Gotta Ask...

Why the fuck are you people still reading my blogs? It seems like a silly question, with a pretty simple answer, "because you fucking write them, stupid." And you'd be right to make that assumption ab...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:20:00 PST

R.I.P. Soulja Boy

AP Feb 2, 2008 DeAndre Ramon Way, better known by his stage name, Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, was fatally shot this early this morning in apparent retaliation for an earlier scuffle during a concert in Memp...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:08:00 PST

CSI:Hershey

I'm gonna pitch to some made-up executives from CBS( or is it NBC)this idea to expand the CSI franchise. Tell me what you think (and this is a joke, so I hope that none of you respond with the idea th...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

On Detachment

    I like to preface my personal blogs with loads of prefaces, so this is no different: this blog isn't funny (although at times it may be, this is unintentional, as you very well know...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST

An Interview

John Fowora recently spent time at work where he sells entry doors, garage doors, windows and his lovely mane. H e also completed work on a blog last week and a revised short story a two months ago. A...
Posted by John Fowora: Long-Legged Mack Daddy on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:11:00 PST