Hiatus |
The Almighty has joined the military and will be gone from 5 Feb to mid-late June. I couldn't care less whether or not you support the military, so feel free to not post with negative responses. I pro... Posted by God on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:42:00 PST |
Listen up! |
Stop sending me event invitations. I am not making any unplanned trips down there for parties I already know about. It's bad enough I'm dealing with Myspace, I don't need that crap filling up my page. Posted by God on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:49:00 PST |
The Following People Are NOT Getting Into Heaven |
Paulie Shore*John Leguizamo*Ja Rule*Vin Diesel*Calista Flockhart*Macauley Culkin*Ashton Kutcher*Frankie Muniz*Paris Hilton*Bob Saget*Barbra Streisand*Helen Hunt*The Baldwins*Micheal Moore*Keanu Reeves... Posted by God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
News Flash |
Chain letters don't work on me. I can't get crabs. Unless I wanted to, of course. Posted by God on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |