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All I wanted was some cheese!

About Me

¿Si escribo en español hace eso me hace refresco? ¿No? ¿Me hace alegre? ¿Realmente? Eso está loco; yo nunca habría adivinado que habría hecho eso. Chistoso, usted aprende una nueva cosa cada día. Hot is a steady work out plan, the correct makeup, good lighting, and the right angle. Beautiful is something that can’t be defined. Well Webster thinks otherwise, but then again Webster ain’t got nothing on me!I’m like a very expensive piece of cheese. Most people will try it and spit it out, but there are always those few that try it and realize it was worth the thirty dollars plus tax.I am worth $1,851,542 on HumanForSale.comMy favorite thing in the whole world is making people happy. I hate when I hurt a nice persons feelings, so I try my very hardest not to. Overall I would say I’m in the top 80% of the world nicest people, at least that's what a scientific study showed.I don’t usually go out anywhere at night besides hanging out with my two friends. And by usually I mean neva! I need to make more friends, so get to work and start writing me!Lots of people think I'm gay, but I'm not gay at all. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay, because there is not.My mom says I’m good looking. I’m a semi funny comedian. I’m the kid no one liked or disliked in high school, but most people know who I am. I like making music and flash animations on my computer. I’m a loser, but my mom says I’m good looking so you have to think so too….or I’ll DIE!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott
Birthday: April 23
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: E. Windsor NJ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Jew Boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: I don't know how to look down
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Ignorant people forever running the world
Your Perfect Pizza: Little cheese, Mushrooms, and really fluffy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do stand-up in a lot of NY clubs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta take a piss
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know, it's not my package...thats second...okay...it's last :)
Your Bedtime: Whenever i become tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Driving home for six hours after seeing a Killers concert in Pittsburg and looking at my little sister and relizing this is what life is all about
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but Cherry Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't eat fast food...but when i did...Burger King
Single or Group Dates: I dont get to go on date's
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: All depends on what its for
Cappuccino or Coffee: Don't drink either
Do you Smoke: Neva, mega grossness
Do you Swear: I try not to, but I slip a few
Do you Sing: HaHA...of course but i suck at it!
Do you Shower Daily: It's a morning must
Have you Been in Love: TWICE!!!
Do you want to go to College: I'm in it already
Do you want to get Married: In time, but not soon
Do you belive in yourself: Depends if I can get it up or not...oh i'm so funny
Do you get Motion Sickness: Depends how hard I jerk
Do you think you are Attractive: There are parts of me I like, it's all on personal opion
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, more just health aware
Do you get along with your Parents: When they bring me the product on time
Do you like Thunderstorms: There a pretty sight as long as no one gets hurt.
Do you play an Instrument: I masterbate....oh god i kill myself...masterbating
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I use mouth wash every morning and night, that has like 1% alcohol in it
In the past month have you Smoked: Not a smoker
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't do drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Ha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm a mallrat
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yea it's hella-great
In the past month have you been on Stage: Its possible
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I took a shower this morning
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Besides all my dignity...no
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: For taking an infants bottle and drinking it right in his face!...no i dont recall
Ever been Beaten up: My older sister when i was like five
Ever Shoplifted: Most people do sometime in there life
How do you want to Die: Saving the world
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Actor, director, stand-up comedian, or a teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: There all sexy
Favourite Hair Color: Dunno
Short or Long Hair: Could care less as long as her hair isn't at her feet
Height: Dont really care
Weight: Dont really care, not in too fat girls or too skinny girl, i like some sort of meat
Best Clothing Style: There all hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: Beside one's doctors have told me to take, non
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: Labret and a close one in my ear
Number of Tattoos: None maybe one day
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets the past is the past for a reason
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
S Super Hero
C Crazy Skillz
O Odd Creation
T Timeless Invention
T Top Of The Game
You Are Cutie Years Old
Cutie Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world, while masturbating three times a day to nineteen-year old pictures of your grandma.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come(cheap hookers and child support)... love, work, and new experiences(more cheap hookers).30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more(should of got the penis enlargement)!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already(already have at least one std). Now you get to sit back and relax.Catholic Priest+: You are middle or an elder in age, and you touch little boys…i.e. see King of Pop.Cutie +: Well come on, just look at my pictures :)..Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 75% The Flash 65% Catwoman 55% Superman 55% Batman 55% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 43% Iron Man 40% Hulk 40% Robin 38% Wonder Woman 38% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

My Interests

Making you smile…and saving the world 15 percent on their car insurance by switching to Geico.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone nice. As long as your not ass monkey I'm cool with you.

Music:

Stiffler is the shit, Hard Fi is the shit, The Killers is the shit, Panic at the Disco is the shit, Hot Hot Heat is the shit, My Chemical Romance is the shit, Bloc Party, The Bravery, Muse, Cold, Maroon Five and Six, The Used, Gorillaz, Billy Joel, Elton John...I'm starting to sound gay, but I'm not...Daft Punk, Jack Johnson, Jackson Five...anything that grabs my ear, all types of music work for me, I'm open to new things. (insert gay joke if you like)

Movies:

Oh I'm such a women, I love You Got Mail! Every time it's on TBS I have to watch that work of art with the biggest smile in the world. Anything with Tony Ja, he is the mother fucking kick ass Taiwanese shit, and anything with Jet Li or Jackie Chan, they always amuse me with there kicks and punches, oh those Asians. Story of Ricky-O, awesome pointless kung fu gore and ridiculous violence. Rush Hour 1 and 2, funny movie that still makes me laugh out loud, none of that lol bull shit. Cast Away, just amazing and entertaining every time I watch it, I love you Tom Hanks. Kill Bill 1 & 2, have a lot of good standings in my book. Unleashed and Kiss of the Dragon have to mention them in my movie list because they are the shit! Battle Royale, crazy Japanese with there kids killing each other. What Women Want, before he was an anti Semite he was the awesome pimpest man that read the minds of women. All the Harry Potter movies have made me smile. Sin City, coolness to the extreme, and anything fun, original, makes me think or laugh, works for me. Plus if you haven’t received the hint, I love unrealistic gore.

Television:

SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! SEINFELD!!! I also love Arrested Development, Simpsons, Family Guy, Dr Katz, Gantz, City Hunter, Daily Show, Jay Leno, Comedy Specials, Weeds, and many more.

Books:

Do they still make them?

Heroes:

My Dad.

My Blog

Short Q&A

Are you a hopeless romantic? Yes, yes I am!Do you find creative ways to ask people out, but get shot down every time? Yeah I do! There was this girl I really liked so I kidnapped her and sent a ransom...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Looking For John

Looking For John                    The afternoon would be what most called "mighty nice", the sky was out as came along with the ...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:35:00 PST

Watch out for the DEVIL!!!

Oh my god it is 6-6-6! What does that means? It means its time for more people to put out bullshit chain letters, and we all know how much I love chain letters (read my blog bitches).  That means...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

Why it doesnt suck to be a Jew on Easter.

Because Easter is gay. Not much to it. Think about it, a bunny? A fucking bunny? I mean at least Christmas involves a fat dude that breaks into your house, becomes a Childs favorite, and manipulate th...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST

The Last Moments of Carl

The Last Moments of Carl   Doctor Stevens and Doctor Walker walk into the operating room frantically. Doctor Steven is 52, 5'8, and has average build. Doctor Walker is a littler taller but has ...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 07:19:00 PST

Worker Comp?

Worker Comp? Yeah, I hate my job, but sometimes it's not that bad. I really have no reason to hate my job because I'm over paid and under worked, and on an average eight hour work shift I spend an ho...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:08:00 PST

21 Sex Questions

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?Sex is evil; my priest told me if you have sex before marriage you will go to hell. Then he told me to suck his dickNo Im just kidding! He ask me what Jesus would do an...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:57:00 PST

Chain letters make me wanna hurt little children!

Fuck! I'm tired of stupid chain letters! Why the fuck do you cock eating, asshole licking, cunt faced whores fall for this shit? I'm not going to repost! I'll jerk off in my tofu sandwich before I re...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:15:00 PST

Proud to live in NJ

This was a post that I thought was pretty stupid so I changed it. I hope you find me and it funny, if not or you do let me know. I hope I didnt offend anyone I am just joking. The original was: I a...
Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pictures!

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Posted by The Jew missing tour with THE ENCORE!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST