Anyone who owns a zoot suit. People who can be counted on to correctly use you're and your. Every single time. Even in an emergency. Anyone who can tell me the difference between a Presbyterian and a Methodist without looking it up. People who have seen a four alarm fire. The keeper of the keys. Someone who knows where hamsters live in the wild. Someone who believes that "prairie" is a dog breed and wants to pay top dollar for one to have as an accessory pet. People who believe that clothing should be flattering, not funny.