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Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip

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About Me

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Myspace Contact TablesStrawberry Shortcake meets Henry Rollins meets Cleopatra Jones. Like a really angry Ewok minus all the body hair. Some days my grooming rituals take an excess of three hours, some days I don't even brush my hair. I'm being relentlessly stalked by a Nipple-Obsessed midget and the M.Slavin and Sons Fish truck. I have been known to turn go fish into a vicious, full-contact sport. I'm really flirty with people I'm not attracted to; The people I like I'm too shy to even give the time of day. I plan to marry Pancakes and I recently divorced Guacamole. I pop handstands everwhere. I'm really ethnic on alternating wednesdays. I love all animals to the point of embarrassment but I still maintain that most monkeys are pretty much Douchebags. I like alpha males. I think Martin Scorsese keeps making the same movie with a different ensemble. I will never understand the appeal of Reggaeton or Orlando Bloom. Im going to save the planet and also probably have an egg sandwich. I think Elliot Spitzer is oddly really sexy. I think delaware is kind of a pointless state. If you want to never sleep again Wiki 'Giant Isopod'

My Interests

Waffle House Waffles, Songs about Waffles and other Breakfast foods As can be found on the Waffle House JukeBox. Other People's Dogs, Dancing, Coney Island, Hasselhoff, Roller Skates, Sesame Street Spanish, Freakshows, The Harlem gospel choir, Hashbrowns, The History of Jazz, Yoga and generally being bendy, Inserting the word vagina into sentences inappropriatley, listening to the sound my elbow makes, stealing macaronis from your plate, the cuteness that is my own belly button; Elephants.

I'd like to meet:

Rowdy girls, anyone who knows what a cyclops pancake is, Alton Brown, People who dance like sweaty brutes, Tucker Carlson (so I can knee him in the sack) Ray Harryhausen, George Romero, The entire cast of Krush Groove, Unrepentant Star Trek nerds, level-headed Liberals, and people who could get behind a girl that eats with her hands.15 year old thugs with puff pigtails, middle-aged jersey dudes with car pictures and all you money types just cramp my Delete finger...

Music:

Otis Redding, the Magnetic Fields,NWA, Gogol Bordello, Wu Tang Clan, Ray Charles,The Gossip, Thelonious Monk, Black Sabbath,Wolf Parade,Sunset Rubdown, Cab Calloway,Dizzy Gillespie,Etta James,Angels of Light,Neutral Milk Hotel,Beirut, Architecture in Helsinki,Ella Fitzgerald,Nina Simone, Kings of Leon, Billie Holiday,Mountain Goats, Leonard Cohen, Interpol,Leslie and the Lys, Broadcast, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Louis Armstrong,Atom and His Package, The Cure, The Red Elvises, The Streets, Blockhead(yeah I said it), Dizzee Rascal, Sam Cooke, Black Flag, The Ramones, Lou Reed, Rabia (yup went there) Lady Sovereign, Blonde Redhead, The Mars Volta, Stars, Hard-Fi, RunDMC, The Beastie Boys, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Talking Heads, David Bowie, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Anal Cunt, Tupac, Biggie, DangerDoom, Crass,Pharcyde, The Boredoms,Humanwine, Gnarls Barkley,OkGo, Scissor Sisters, Guns N'Roses,The Dresden Dolls, Nirvana,Clap Your Hands, Thicke, Suede,The Decemberists,Tom Waits, Peaches,Lily Allen,The Horrorpops,The Sounds,The Raconteurs, The Smiths, NWA, The Mitchell Brothers, The White Stripes, The Beta Band, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, John Lee Hooker, Devotchka, Soul Coughing, HARMAR superstar, Tapes N' Tapes,

Movies:



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Books:

A clockwork orange, Lolita, Damage, Being There, Freakonomics, The United States of Wal-Mart, Fast Food Nation, Please Don't Eat This Book, The Mailroom, Choke, Bergdorf Blondes, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Bear Went Over The Mountain, Everything is Illuminated, Pnin

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, My Baby Ng, who showed me how to love unselfishly, and who's unflinching bravery and unconditional love changed the way I viewed the universe, and changed the way i behaved toward all the creatures who live in it. I will love you and miss you forever.

My Blog

A bunch of stuff I’ve realized

In no particular order: Some kind of psychiatric evaluation is probably in order when you are over 300 lbs and eating canned frosting on the subway...with your fingers. Attraction to Johnny Depp is a ...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:29:00 PST

Keyser Soze Walked Funny Sometimes, Too

There are things that define a Regan: The ass. The Eyebrows. The predelection for telling strangers to suck a dick. Simple things. There is also, and has always been, the walk. The uncontrollable wigg...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:59:00 PST

Whats It Supposed to Look Like?

So, Its no great secret that I get a plethora of myspace messages from oily shirtless 17 year old guidos and giant-pantsed, fan of hundred dollar bill holding, weed-leaf layout having teenage thug boy...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST

Still Life

So, I've been laid up for the better part of two weeks with a knee injury. A knee injury sustained while my dumb ass was trying to run the better part of 15 miles. I got to about 11 and was in pain......
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:19:00 PST

Mediocrity Monthly

So, I'm bumming around on a Sunday morning, flipping through some nondescript women's magazine, and i get to the sex questions answered section. This girl writes in concerned about her...uhm...cooch-u...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Raaaantastic!

So, now that all the birthday begging is done,  here's a few brief rants to start off year 31...Beach Bats:A few weeks ago I was on Coney Island with Drea and Sara, and I was struck by the sheer ...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST

The Birthday Wish List 2007

I did this, somewhat fecetiously at christmastime, and to my utter shock I actually got things, so as, this coming thursday I am turning Old+1, I thought I would try it one more time.Shit Regan would ...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

why Tammy Faye matters

I bet alot of you, definitley one of you in particular is making fun of me right now. She's been away for weeks and this is what she comes up with?Well, bear with me a secI am a baptized Roman Catholi...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:07:00 PST

Don't Eat Like an Asshole: by Dr. Regan Jaye

Anyone who lives or works around the Union Square area, may have noticed over the last few weeks a big time marketing blast for something called Alli.There are ads for it on every phone box and bust s...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:10:00 PST

So...help yourself.

Every so often I find myself having a conversation that starts like this:"So I'm reading this book and it says all my problems come from..."This weekend it was with my mother. She's reading this book ...
Posted by Morphine Drip for the Terminally Hip on Sun, 13 May 2007 12:44:00 PST