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bony tony

jerry bruckheimer: a man, a genius, a pioneer in the field of ART.

About Me

i go italian..i go jewish...back in the days i did the huckleback.

My Interests

moving as little as possible, girls in sweat pants/running pants and wifebeaters/tanktops, balling out of control, littering in nature, doing me, finding a good slice, making fun of things, crapping, hating on beaches (literally...not being at the beach and hating), ordering all my meals,playing basketball with guys who yell "what?!?! i'm a grown ass man! you can't tell me what to do!" when you call a foul on them, trying to dunk, dance offs (watching not participating),three week flings, giving deep thoughts to useless bullshit, and making shit pop...

I'd like to meet:

your maker...which would be your moms vagina.oh and NO MALE STRANGERS..thanks but no thanks guys...i can be more lenient with girls... if you're a fan of my music please befriend my music page "myspace.com/theblockishot"

Music:

the ringing in my ears, my friends dry heaving, pre recorded live music, baseball park organ solos, the worlds tiniest violen,the sound of roggling, shitty demos by even shittier rappers, slow jams, techno for deaf people. oh and i REALLY love all bands that are on myspace. every single fucking one of you. just kidding. you're all the worst.

Movies:

it's a toss up between the vagina monolouges and the original latin queens of comedy. both have had profound influence on my life.

Television:

i like public access shows that feature guys rapping and yelling at each other. sandy kane is another winner... i also enjoy tv shows that just show people reading in a quiet room.i'm not to big on reading but that show where you watch other people do it is off the chain-wallet!

Books:

one's that don't contain words and that you can turn on with a remote control.

Heroes:

homeless guys who get pussy

My Blog

sex in the city will be the end of us all

i realize shitting on "sex in the city" is pretty much as played out as actually watching "sex in the city"...but this fucking mania going on has got to fucking stop. much like every other guy who was...
Posted by bony tony on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:38:00 PST

the backdoor

i have absolutely no interest in assholes. I'm not talking about you and you're jerk off friends, I'm speaking of the place where your shit comes from. weather it be my asshole or a girls asshole, the...
Posted by bony tony on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:38:00 PST

who touched you?

I'm a presumptuous prick. that is no secret. so take this with a grain of salt...anyway, i was walking around the other day just kind of enjoying the weather and people watching. nothing spurs great m...
Posted by bony tony on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

M.I.L.F.’s

i've never really prescribed to "MILF's". while i think some older women are definitely attractive, the thought of boning a 45 year old has never really turned me on. first off, when i think of moms,...
Posted by bony tony on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

bowing out gracefully...

there comes a time when people have to just kinda back away into the shadows. it's called bowing out gracefully and it's something very few people ever do. a lot can fit under this umbrella. the most ...
Posted by bony tony on Mon, 05 May 2008 04:50:00 PST

i will not be fooled!

i don't consider myself a particularly gullible person. however, at the same time, i do tend to trust people up to a point . for instance, if you tell me something like "did you know that drinking pee...
Posted by bony tony on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

old to the new

i was walking down the street today and i passed a group of high schoolers. my immediate reaction , because I’m a prick, was "fuck these kids..." but as i continued walking i began thinking of b...
Posted by bony tony on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:10:00 PST

myspace breeds crazy people

this is a pretty broad stroke but there are some fucking crazy people out there. I’m not talking about your delusional people. like the myriad of "models" on myspace who think just cause they&rs...
Posted by bony tony on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:05:00 PST

letting a player play

I’m not too up on my politics. no big secret there. i usually explain it under the guise of "all politicians are pieces of shit so why support them" but in reality, it’s only half that. t...
Posted by bony tony on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:57:00 PST

the science of sleep (ing like shit)

there are two types of people: people who sleep well and people who don't (there are actually a bazillion type of people but , in terms of sleeping habits, there are two). I'm the latter. most people ...
Posted by bony tony on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST