Jerry Orbach vs. Ice T |
Hola. Hombre nuevo aqui. This episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" just ain't doing it for me. There's some weird incest subplot that i'm not quite following. I m...
Posted by The Giraffes on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:34:00 PST |
Aarons gonna be a Pringles Can for Halloween |
Hello, Giraffophiles. The bass player here.I just got back from a 5-week stint as the director of a rock and roll summer camp. No joke. Had to kick out a cutter. Then there was...
Posted by The Giraffes on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:17:00 PST |
sharpen your knives and slather the butt plugs in hoi sing sauce |
Dear and deranged future Ex-wives and secret man slaves, Recently I stretched the panty hose over my head, soaked a dirty sock in chloroform and took to the streets in our van, looking for celebrities...
Posted by The Giraffes on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:54:00 PST |
WERE DICK whistlin and TIT whittlin again MA! |
That's right folks,The GIRAFFES are playing the illustrious Mccarren Park This SATURDAY the 12th with are sexually ambiguous friends GOES CUBE and FRESH KILLS - plus a whole shit ton of other ASSorted...
Posted by The Giraffes on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:47:00 PST |
The Giraffes Chicago Sept 11th |
Hey Chicago we will be on our way to play Red Rocks at the Monolith Festival and we are looking to play Chicago Sept 11th on the way out there. It seems that the clubs we normally play are alrea...
Posted by The Giraffes on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:06:00 PST |
the taste of waste |
It is imperitive that all Giraffes fans, devoted followers, fluffers etc... Answer these important questions, so as best to gauge our reasons for letting you live. Good Luck.1- Have you ever wanted to...
Posted by The Giraffes on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:45:00 PST |
Because Theres Nothing Funny About Rape ... |
... unless Damien or Drew are making the jokes. I swear, i'm surprised they even let me write on this thing. I didn't even know what a GUND doll was until Damien tore the cover off that o...
Posted by The Giraffes on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:18:00 PST |
The great GUND conspiracy... |
ATTENTION MORTALS!I have seen it with my very own eyes! Your stuffed animals, the ones given to you by your parents/lover/rapist/husband/five wives etc... are out to touch you!first they gain your con...
Posted by The Giraffes on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:47:00 PST |
the proper way to MEDI-HATE... |
These are things you all should know if we plan on breathing the same air:1- When you see me in the street you have three choice's- A)walk the fuck on byB)grab your right nipple, turn counter clock wi...
Posted by The Giraffes on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:20:00 PST |
why so shy ATL? |
Some of you noticed that we did not have any copies of our new CD Prime Motivator available for sale at our last NYC gig at the Mercury Lounge. After we invested a fuck load of Andrews hard earned cas...
Posted by The Giraffes on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:26:00 PST |
