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Auntiti

About Me

Traij-Doj, half human half beast, is a rare mythological creature. The facts of her origin, habits, and magical powers have been a subject of fierce debate over the centuries. It is now believed that she is a gentle creature, not consuming babies, stray dogs, and drinking the blood of virgins as once thought. Her magical powers and skills are thought to include some of the following: the ability to inhale entire sides of beef, drinking a bottle of Bourbon in a single sitting, making kehlmlediddles, ungodly spooning abilities, crafting quivers made from fairy skin, the ability to store massive amounts of food in her stomach for hibernation, eating hipsters, and Diamond Dave-like high kicks. Truly a rare specimen.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THAT DUDE.

My Blog

Im in Paris...

... Be back eventually. Maybe.Later, hoes.
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Ding dong, bitches.

Dear friends,If you actually cared enough to take the time to open and read this, it must mean that we're the kind of friends who know one another in real life, with phone numbers and in-the-flesh mee...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 00:08:00 GMT

Something about showers and flowers.

Right now is my absolute favorite time of year. The rain has stopped, the cold has subsided, and for the next three weeks (tops) it's nothing but sunny skies and balmy afternoons. The impending doom o...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 15:52:00 GMT

Grievances.

T Unit in full effect.ONEThere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.It does NOT exist, sooo quit posting bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD, this really WORKS!!!"No, it doesnt. Dumbass.TWOTo the people who ha...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Two double-oh seven.

I hope everyone had a really good night. I sure did. I got to hang out with all the kids I like and there was lotsa booze and a dance floor. I had a "who has gnarlier scars" contest with an ex-skater ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:40:00 GMT

Unbelievable.

This is simply the greatest music video ever made. It's on par with that picture a few months back in the "Don't" section of Vice of the guy who has a tattoo of Captain America holding&...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 13:03:00 GMT

26.

Yeah. It was fun.For about fourteen hours non-stop it was fun.
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:04:00 GMT

It's a celebration, bitches!

Thanks everyone.Big smiles all day today.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:28:00 GMT

I am deeply ashamed.

6:0.I mean, are you fucking.... SIX ZERO?!?!?I took the jersey down, and I hope that anyone who's worn it fucking burns in hell for shaming me like this. Jesus Christ. Six mother fuc.... You know what...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:57:00 GMT

Anagrams

For Katie.I enact a jab.A bat, Janice!Ban Cate, Jai!Can I eat Jab? Cain ate Jab. Ain't Jab ace?I jet in a cab.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:17:00 GMT