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SCARAMENGA

I'm smoking HOT FIRE MAN wearing a Pink Shirt.

About Me

If you can't beat 'em, CHEAT!
THE MANIACAL DEVIANCE OF BRO-MANCE AND MEXCELLENCE!WELCOME TO THE VENDETTA KIDS...

My Interests

..Telling it like it is. Getting PAID. Leaving mad bodies in the wake. Punching faces. Learning how to REALLY fight. Cutting corners. Biting a fine ass. Dodging bullets.

I'd like to meet:

CHILDREN WHO NEED TO ARM THEMSELVES!

Music:

Screaming I hear in my head.

Movies:

Anything I'm in. Fight Club, Jason X, Bowfinger, Run, Donnie Brasco, Zoolander,NACHO LIBRE, GOD II, True Romance,Die Hard Scarface, Newjack City, Freejack, Swawshank, Boondock Saints, Porn(Nice), Cartoons, Se7en, American Psycho, Batman, Conan the Barbarian, Paid in Full,Snakes on a Plane

Television:

I'll make you famous...and dead.

Books:

Holy Blood Holy Grail, "Who's That Handsome Guy That Lives Inside of My Mirror?", Illuminatus Trilogy, Masonic Bible (never read it), "What Happened To The Handsome Guy That Used To Live Inside My Mirror?"

Heroes:

A FARMER