Jogging in the park, wave racing, mountain climbing, hiking, being active, being agile, aggressiveness, grabbing life by the horns, grabbing the bull by its balls, grabbing things in general, a generally secure grip, a general idea of things in general- generally speaking. Lying about my interests to complete strangers who are masquerading as my friends.
I'd like to meet:
A real-life incarnation of Joe Hallenbeck
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon
Birthday: January 28, 1982
Birthplace: New York City
Current Location: New York City
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: ya know
Height: a really good height
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: 1/4 italian 1/4 russian 1/4 german 1/4 english
The Shoes You Wore Today: aqua socks
Your Weakness: strength
Your Fears: overly chunky blue cheese, chap sticks cranked up all the way, gay people, straight people, way too short people, way too tall people, people who are too different or dont fit into an easily steriotyped category, individuality, the phrase "Booya!"
Your Perfect Pizza: kevin mcallister style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i wanna run through the halls of my high school. i wanna scream out loud.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: does your mom know you're up this late?
Thoughts First Waking Up: waking up?
Your Best Physical Feature: my scrotum
Your Bedtime: bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: being black-out drunk
Pepsi or Coke: pshhh anyone who says pepsi to this question could get stabbed in the face ten times in the same place with a razor sharp metal dildo.
MacDonalds or Burger King: i'm not 10 years old. both are gross.
Single or Group Dates: hahahahahahahahaha
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nigga please. lipton.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck that
Do you Smoke: no way, fuck.
Do you Swear: nope
Do you Sing: Yes!
Do you Shower Daily: i really dont ever enjoy not being in the shower
Have you Been in Love: around 24 years ago, on jan 28th I fell for a really special person and havent looked back since.
Do you want to go to College: Not after 5 years of that shit
Do you want to get Married: hahahahahaha
Do you belive in yourself: i believe i'm capable of mediocrity and less.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i think i'm detractive
Are you a Health Freak: i'm impervious to infection
Do you get along with your Parents: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you like Thunderstorms: to sleep to.
Do you play an Instrument: the recorder 4th - 5th grade. step off. hot cross buns bitch!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hahahaah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i've eaten a box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: (see above)
In the past month have you been on Stage: i should've been (see above)
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts, by the million
Ever been Drunk: i've been sober
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no. everybody feels me.
Ever Shoplifted: the poody
How do you want to Die: i wanna drown in a river of piss, shit and vomit.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i've grown up. i'm me.
What country would you most like to Visit: any other country have new york city in it?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: strictly green. DONT NONE OF YOU BITCHES COME AT ME WITH NOTHIN DIFFERENT!
Favourite Hair Color: blonde. not streaky. and dont forget the roots, damn.
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 7 feet
Weight: 90lbs
Best Clothing Style: whatever makes you happy! so long as i'm happy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: i seriously smoked crack once by accident. oops!
Number of CDs I own: two: ready to die, appetite for destruction
Number of Piercings: 18
Number of Tattoos: 264
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 17
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Music:
The sound of my parents fighting at the dinner table. The melodic thumps of roommate sex. My inner monologue. Appetite for Destruction. Ready to Die. Beyond that, i'm pretty sure music doesnt exist.
Movies:
The Last Boyscout
Television:
Yes, all the time.
Books:
yeah. right. I did that shit once. summer reading '87 nigga, ya'll aint shit. nigga. nigga. nigga. nigga. nigga. nigga. niggaz aint shit.
Heroes:
i've been a Buckner fan from '86 on. I like scott norwood. John Starks is cool (2 for 36!). Charles Smith. A-rod is lookin pretty good so far. Pretty much anyone who likes to BLOW IT fuckin' BIG TIME right in the clutch, cuz they make me feel better about myself. And also, women - for having the courage to act on behalf of your emotions, and the spiritual resolve to withstand the brunt of the consequences. You truly are god's own personal warriors.
