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Bozarth

everything comes alive at night.

About Me

I am very busy.I'm in a band . You should add my band , too. We're pretty good.People like to chide me for living in Jersey, but I spend as much time in Manhattan as I can. I'm from Illinois, my stuff is in Jersey.You can talk to me on the AOL IM service: AJBozarth
I like to talk to new and interesting people and asking them interesting questions.I'm a cartoonist. You can see my stuff in:
..an upcoming bimonthly anthology called Squid and Ink
...the US version of Can You Drill a Hole Through Your Head and Survive?
...the upcoming Zen of Zombie
To pay the bills I make book covers. The most famous one is about a sex fiend.
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    my art! my musical taste! my band! my Word of the Day project!

My Interests

arts, reading, writing, drawing, filmmaking, playing guitar and singing in a rock band, road trips, listening to stand-up albums, watching movies, collecting shows on DVD, and improv comedy.

I'd like to meet:

the wicker man.

Music:

Talking Heads, Beck, The Pixies, They Might Be Giants, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Modest Mouse, Frank Zappa, Violent Femmes, David Byrne, The Beta Band, Elliot Smith, The Magnetic Fields, The Clash, Jonathan Richman, The Ramones, The Shins, Tom Waits, Dan Warren, Love Button, The Modern Lovers, Harry Chapin, Sufjan Stevens, Michael Leviton, Medeski Martin and Wood, Crooked Fingers, David Bowie, Phish, Uncle Tupelo, The Decemberists, The Arcade Fire, The WalkmenI'm always eager to listen to new things.

Movies:

Ed Wood, The Aristocrats, Kung Pow, Tommy Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead (anything with Dead in the title), Super Troopers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, The Big Lebowski, Ghostbusters, Brazil, Reservior Dogs, True Stories, Nothing to Lose, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Animal House, Brain Donors, Duck Soup, The Jerk, Clerks, Team America, V for Vendetta, Beetlejuice, Office Space, Re-Animator, Slither, Brain Candy, The Hudsucker Proxy, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Borat, UHF, American Splendor,

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Kids in the Hall, Sifl and Olly, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Scrubs, The Office, Mr. Show with Bob and David, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, South Park, Blackadder, The Young Ones, Six Feet Under, Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bottom, Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, Beavis and Butt-Head, Iron Chef, The Soup, SCTV, 30 RockI also love to watch shows about ghosts and terrible dating gameshows.

Books:

MicroSerfs, Girlfriend in a Coma, Breakfast of Champions, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Watchmen, David Boring, Box Office Poison, Confessions of a B Movie Actor, America: The Book, Blankets, Tricked, The League of Extraordinary Gentleman, The Areas of My Expertise, Hey Nostradamus!, The Stranger, Transmetropolitan, The Invisibles, American Splendor, Death Rat, The Liar, The Gun Seller

Heroes:

Steve Martin, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, Lewis Black, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, Johnny Carson, David Byrne, Michael Palin, John Flansburgh and John Linnel, Thomas Jefferson, Max Beckmann, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Penn Jillette, Chris Onstad, Sam Raimi, Patton OswaltMainly anyone who works hard and believes in what they do. And anyone who has worked at the Post Office.

My Blog

Thank God You're Here

I saw "Thank God You're Here" at the laundromat today. It's hosted by David Alan Grier of Blankman fame. I think he should get his own spin-off show called "Thank God You're Grier"...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:30:00 PST

No, MySpace!

I am not going to go see RedLine, MySpace, alright? I have no interest in seeing it. I don't like car movies. Just knock it off, MySpace. Seriously. I mean, you are just embarassing yourself in fron...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST

Chocolate Jesus

If I were to eat Chocolate Jesus, I would bite his ears off first.Chocolate Jesus also sounds like an awesome blaxsplotation film hero.
Posted by Adam on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

Isaac Brock sings all of his sad song with marbles in his mouth

I still haven't bought the new Modest Mouse album?Should I?(I like new Modest Mouse as well as old Modest Mouse)
Posted by Adam on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST

Life Goals

Dr. Phil says this is important.- write a novel (half points for a novella)- put my head through a painting- dangle from a helicopter- recieve an angry voicemail from a pseudo-celebrity, post mp3 on t...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

My bosses think I'm burly and beat people up...

...because of my MySpace. I'll let you figure that one out.
Posted by Adam on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

Good feelings

These are some things I think everyone should appreciate more: Freshly re-stocked refrigerators Haircuts The smell of fresh laundry Seeing a show that was worth the price of admission High-speed inte...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST

The new Shins album

It's good if you like the Shins. Also, who told the Shins to make an Incubus song and a Beck song on the new album? Beck and Incubus? Get as wacky as you want, the Shins, but don't make another Incu...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of The Real World with celebrities!

VH1's "I Love New York"This shit has got to END!
Posted by Adam on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

2007

Remember 2006? It was the year Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face.
Posted by Adam on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST