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Christine

Next time I'm here, don't be where I am

About Me



I live in Japan. I think it's pretty awesome here.I'm a human and I like my species. To be more specific, I like the decent members of my species. If you are a jackass, you go onto my now infamous stab list. People are jerks and it doesn't take much to get on this list so be a good human and always use your manners at the store. Jesus I hate rude people. Also, please be friendly once in a while and quit with the road rage already, it's not like being pissed off will get you any closer to your destination.

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My Interests

I am interested in crafts and jewelry making. I'm currently trying to learn Japanese. Odd that I'm half Japanese and my mother didn't think it was pertinent to teach her children. I think it was so she had some code to speak to her friends about all the naughty stuff she was probably up to...

"An opinion should be a result of a thought, not a substitute for one"

My favorite quote:

The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than successes, than what other people think, say, or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company...a church...a home. The remarkable thing is that we have a CHOICE EVERY DAY. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you, we are in charge of our attitudes.

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I'd like to meet:

Kyle Chandler. God he's delicious

A woman who wants to be my nanny. For free...
..

Music:

I listen to a variety of everything NOT country and NOT YANNI...My favorite all time bands are Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica (mostly the older stuff) and Veruca Salt. And I like techno.And Imogen Heap

Movies:

Movies you must see in order to die a well rounded individual: OFFICE SPACE (uh, that is my stapler...) The Color Purple, Schindler's List, The Shawshank Redemption, Van Wilder, Better Off Dead, The Jerk, Fletch (the first one, but also Fletch Lives). I enjoy everything but horror, because I was raised Catholic and it gives me the dreams of hell for weeks afterward. Why bother.

Television:

30 ROCK HEROES ON NBC, UGLY BETTY, LOST, Grey's Anatomy, Footballers' Wives, My Name is Earl, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, BBC America news (because you can't base your entire trust in American journalism in any form anymore...), Smallville, Supernatural, The Office (US), That new David Spade show and of course, Desperate Housewives. And Oprah.And all comedy!

Books:

Yep.

Heroes:

Hiro Nakamura.

My Blog

anger management, thanks to Ms. Cheese Curd via Angie

I have cute lil friends who find these gems sometimes and they make me laugh! So here's the anger management info from my little sapphire Ms. Cheese Curd or Ms. Jackson if ya nasty. =================...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

Japanese lesson one

Today I took my first Japanese lesson. Because I need to put it down somewhere, I figured I'd put it here. Joy. Sumimasen - excuse meSumimasen, egoga wakarimaska? - excuse me, do you understand Engl...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:13:00 PST

strange and unusual things I've seen

Thanks to that fucker Shane, I have to write about some "strange and amazing things I've seen" in my life thus far. Well, unlike SHANE, Mr. "cool shit happens to me all the fucking time and I remember...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:07:00 PST

In brief, my fears

I don't have a lot of time to go into this but I have a deep fear since moving to Japan: DRIVING. I do it when I have to but I don't like it. I don't like it one damn bit. I have a Lincoln Town Car...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

ancient old and grappling with the onset of menopause

Ok. I'm going to dive into a pool so deep and murky that I'm not sure you'll be able to see my bathing suit, which is a cute little black and pink number that only in my fantasies would I look so sup...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

curiosity and amnesia

So I was sitting around today in a drug fog, getting way too into some crime show when someone on the show suddenly, through traumatic events, developed (or contracted or however it is explained) amne...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST

Xbox 360 is sheissa or kuso.

Do you really want to know how many X Box 360 consoles we have owned since launch?FIVE OF THESE PIECES OF FECAL MATTERThat's right. Five. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE. We just bought number five today. ...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST

I have a new love

I have a sick obsession with DOMOKUN. I don't know why, I just love this little egg man brown thing. I even ordered some Domokun stuff so I can take him everywhere and take pictures with him. Domo ...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST

It's official. I'm a fat ass.

So I live on the seventh floor of a high rise in funky Japan. I enjoy it. It's very nice. The view from my apartment balcony areas are of Tokyo Bay, although I do have a nice full on view of this l...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

Masturbate-a-thon

I found this masturbate-a-thon by accident today and I am intrigued as to how anyone can do this while a slew of people watch from a mezzanine. To clear this up, here are the rules of the masturbate-a...
Posted by killercrochet.etsy.com on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:02:00 PST