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Staccatissimo Stiletto

"The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!"

About Me



Here is a picture of my brother and I on my 25th birthday:

Penny!

If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Rakhmaninov.

I lived in the early Twentieth Century and was well known for my compositional, conducting, and piano skills, yet I am melancholy despite this talent. My famous works include my nearly-impossible piano concerti.

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test



I have car-accident-crooked, piolet-trauma Trotsky lips.

*****Info on Female Pirates*****

I am forklift certified.

My Interests



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These are a few of my favorite things:

Love, my sister and brother, singing the classics, harmony, road trips, Seattle, languages other than English, Reza singing Bee Gees in the car, PBR on tap, Etymology, Greek mythology, Prague, building couch cushion-blanket forts, Santa Barbara, absinthe, sign & billboard modification, climbing trees, Hot Spots (R.I.P.), learning math long after I thought I couldn't, cats, Brooklyn, when a bunch of people eat shit in a big heap at the roller-skating rink, peanut butter, Synchronicity, bare feet, skeet shooting, Minneapolis, playing in the mud, cross-dressing, Abba-Zaba, sailing, MOTOWN!, Penny, mechanical machines made of metal, analog technology, playing in the symphony, anarchists' dorms, Kid Icarus, I'm learning how to dig SoCal, meeting/hanging out with people in different parts of the world, swing dancing, Ithaca, lists, cooking Indian/Pakistani food, Eastern Kentucky, Middle Eastern and Vietnamese food, having lots of friend/roommates, "foreigners" (hahaha!), heteroflexibility, cut-offs with really high socks, Russian, Pilsner Urquell, Queen, freckles, Wordplay!, Tetris, skiing, 1960's SOUL music!, bass frequencies, progress, high concentrations of melanin, reading, androgeny, greens (especially mustards & collards), music is my life, people are my life, roller skating, science fiction, anarchy, pumpkin ice cream, justice (or, acting justly), true friends, real history, philosophy...

Blob puddle bloopity blop blop?

i hate richard nixon
dung
who the hell wrote this
ahh.... that feels good

I'd like to meet:



"Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the actions stem the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living." - Anais Nin

Nazis testing LSD during World War II



Experimentations done over German soldiers during World War II. Use of LSD to lead troops against the Allies.

Music:


Groups/Artists: Allman Brothers, The Association, Atmosphere, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Big Cat, Black Sabbath, Bluegrass Student Union (barbershop-- mmmmm), David Bowie, James Brown, Buckethead, Neko Case, Chicago, Bootsy Collins, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Gustavo Cerati/Soda Stereo, The Clash, Leonard Cohen, Antonín Dvorák, Faithless, Ella Fitzgerald, Aretha Franklin
All hail the Queen:

Peter Gabriel, Rev. Al Green, The Guess Who, Heart, Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, Billie Holiday, Michael Jackson, Etta James, Jamiroquai, The Jellyfish, Elton John, Scott Joplin, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, The Kinks, The Maggies, The Mamas & the Papas, Massive Attack, Don McLean, Megadeth, The Moody Blues, Modest Mussorgskii, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, NWA, Oingo Boingo, Phil Simpkin Project, Pink Floyd, The Police, Elvis Presley, Prince, QUEEN, Radiohead, Otis Redding, Lou Reed, Django Reinhardt, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, Self (band from Tennessee?), Artie Shaw, Dmitri Shostakovich, Simon & Garfunkel, Nina Simone, Sly & the Family Stone, Steam Powered Airplane, Cat Stevens, Supertramp, United States, Vladimir Vysotsky, Wham! : ), The Who, Brian Wilson, Bill Withers, Stevie Wonder, Weird Al Yankovic, The Zombies. (more later, as I think of more and more-- there's so much I didn't know where to start. I guess this is a start :)

Specifically awesome albums: *Atom Heart Mother*, Queen II, A Night at the Opera, Sheer Heart Attack, Saturday Night Fever...

Genre: Rock & Roll! Motown, bluegrass, Baroque, Classical, Romantic-- a bit (I like Baroque the best of the three), REAL rhythm & blues, Delta blues, ragtime, Dixieland jazz, Middle-Eastern & Middle-Eastern/French Pop/Rock/Dance, Jazz, Big Band Swing, Drums & bass, Soul, Roots, Salsa, Hard Rock, heavy dirty southern rock & roll, Nintendo music ;), British Invasion rock & roll! Tribal music, Afro-beat, Funk, Creepy dark rock & roll, some metal (not "fantasymetal")... a pretty good parameter for me liking any type of music (especially if I wouldn't normally) is if it has really good bass, or is particularly beautifully melodious/harmonious.

Movies:

Allegro Non Troppo, Amadeus, Angelheart, Back to the Future, The Big Lebowski, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Black Orpheus, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers, Boondock Saints, Born in East L.A., Brazil, Bubba Ho-tep, Bullit, C'est Arrivé Près de Chez Vous / Man Bites Dog: It Happened in Your Neighbourhood, Cool Hand Luke, Creepshow, Deathtrap, Le Dîner de Cons / The Dinner Game, Dreams, Drop Dead Fred, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Edward Scissorhands, Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2/Army of Darkness, Falling Down, Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters,
The Great Escape, Hair, Harold & Maude, Heathers, House of Yes, The Italian Job (1969), Ladyhawk, Man With the Screaming Brain, Metropolis (1927), Night of the Living Dead (1968), The Omen (1976), On the Waterfront, The Princess Bride, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Repo Man, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, The Seven Samurai, Shaun of the Dead, The Silver Chalice, Sixteen Candles, So I Married an Ax Murderer, Superman: The Movie (1978), Superman II, The Tenant, Time Bandits, To Sir, With Love, Les Triplettes de Belleville, The Twilight Zone Movie, The Usual Suspects, War Games, Wayne's World, The Wizard of Oz...

Television:


The Twilight Zone
Quantum Leap is my favorite TV show of all time.
The Smurfs
Looney Toons
The Boondocks
Beavis and Butthead
Tales from the Crypt was pretty damn good too. Remember the one where that convict is trying to escape through the desert but the one cop is still on his ass, until he stupidly caps the cop after the cop cuffs him to himself? Then he has to drag the cop's corpse through the desert, and when he's almost to Mexico, he falls off of a rock and breaks his neck but doesn't die, so he can hear the sound of the vultures ripping in to his body, but can't feel it? I think that was my favorite one. Good shit.
Tom & Jerry. This is the best ever. No dialogue necessary, just facial expressions and music. : )
??, ??????! (Nu, pogodi!) The wolf chain smokes and is an asshole to everyone. Only 17 episodes were made between 1968 and 1993 due to lack of funds. : (
When I was about 13 or 14 I watched a 12 hour Batman marathon all the way through on FX because it was on instead of In Living Color. I got my lifetime dose of that theme song, for sure.
I think that's it.

Books:

The Jungle, Upton Sinclair. The Illustrated Man, Ray Bradbury. Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. Metamorphoses, Ovid. The Life Before Us, Romain Gary (Emile Ajar). Speaker For The Dead, Orson Scott Card. The Odyssey, Homer. Jitterbug Perfume and Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, Tom Robbins. Siddharthe und Der Steppenwolf, Hermann Hesse. Out Of the Silent Planet and Perelandra, C.S. Lewis. Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov. The Time Machine, H.G. Wells. History of Nations encyclopedia set, 1905. Days of War, Nights of Love: Crimethink for Beginners, CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective. Etc.
George Orwell, Maupassant, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Ray Bradbury, Roald Dahl, Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Grant Morrison, Anaïs Nin, Shel Silverstein, Tom Robbins, Mark Twain, Edgar Allan Poe, Molière, David Sedaris, etc.
Cookbooks, History books, Sci-Fi, Philosophy books, Literature, Lets-Go! books, old old old historical books, miscellaneous college textbooks, atlases, science books, other people's old-ass yearbooks, etc.

Heroes:

Malalai Joya

Anaïs Nin

Matthew Henson

Nadezhda Krupskaja

Nina Simone

Bill Hicks

Jon Stewart

Freddie Mercury

Stephen Colbert

Eddie Izzard

My Blog

I entered Penny in the Cutest Pet Contest! Please go vote her a ten! Isn’t she

I entered Penny in the Cutest Pet Contest! Please go vote her a ten!Isn't she a beauty?...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:49:00 PST

I’m Still In Love After 22 Years!

... and yes I am aware that long-distance, opposite-sexual-preference, cross-time-period relationships don't generally work out... In 1986/1987 I possessed Wham!'s "Make It Big" album on cass...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:29:00 PST

yeah, and "we've always been at war with Eurasia"

or, bloviated ranting commentary: Please excuse its redundancy and unoriginality, but I had to let it out...This does not shock or enrage me, but simply, disappointingly, and boringly confirm...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:08:00 PST

Mitt Romney is 400 Feet Away from my Desk Right Now

Mitt Romney stopping in Fountain Valley today...ummmmWTFChannel 4 news is there right now, along with a whole bunch of people.Here is a map of my work in relation to the furniture store:The production...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:12:00 PST

Masterpiece Salad, Rendered Inedible by Stupidity

Never, never, EVER put the dressing on the salad until you're ready to eat it!!!!!!Even the most amazingly delicious salad will be rendered DISGUSTING BEYOND BELIEF if it is allowed to steep in its o...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:54:00 PST

THE LIST - LINKS TO INFORMATION ON PERTINENT TOPICS CONCERNING TRUTH AND THE WORLD

SCROLL DOWN TO THE LINKS!Thank you:LauraDanielleCattaneo Stop the War Irish~RoseDebbie.Peace love & harmony  Love & Blessings: animalThe. List.  MUST see!!FreeagleTaking Back America...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

The Cause of Death

Whereas I have only been able to stutter out nonsense over my spinning wheel of shock, disgust, sorrow, blind rage and panic, he translates and amplifies the power of truth into words. He says the th...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

The Meal You Made Gave Me Diarrhea- A Poem

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Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

Choose Your Own Adventure! : ) heehee

Hey do you guys remember reading these??  My uncle Chad gave me like  three boxes full of these when I was 8 or nine or something.  They were incredibly entertaining and had the tendenc...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:15:00 PST

yellow bird

Outside my window two crows just picked a little yellow bird out of the air and mutilated its neck as it flapped around in the grassJerry ran outside and they flew awayThe bird died a couple of second...
Posted by Staccatissimo Stiletto on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST