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Exiled2Colorado

I need to go on a diet... there is more junk in my trunk than in Oscar the Grouch's can!

About Me

Where to start....I grew up in Southern California and I was the only red head w/blonde roots. All throughout my life I didnt want to just blend in, so I change my hair color with the seasons.I love life and I love meeting new people. I'm out going and am not afraid to approach new people and make conversation. If you wait for people to approach you, you'll never know if you just let a great friendship slip away.That's just my philosphy and my friends tells me I'm a bit warped in my thinking. Go figure. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, just don't pick your friend's nose. Well not in public anyway.

Peace Sheila

"Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better."
- Henry Rollins

"It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep themselves to themselves for good reason. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that's dear to you? Even when you like them and want nothing more than to be closer than close to them? It's so painful to be next to someone you feel strongly about and know you can't say the things you want to."
-Henry Rollins
The Black Angel
People Iced: Thirty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon Fiber Wire
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner
Get Your HITMAN Name

Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Forlorn Undertaker.
Where You Lived: Romania.
How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Stripper Song Is
Dirrty by Christina Aguelera
"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"
You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean. What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Mood Ring is Dark Red
Very happy
Love
Passion Mood Ring Generator

My Interests

Great Free Newspaper called The Toilet Paperhttp://www.toiletpaperonline.com/

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a man who is inside what he portrays on the surface.

You're Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Movies:

Natalie Portman Banned SNL Short Music Video / V For Vendetta Bonus / Star Wars Rap Queen



Natalie Portman Banned by many hostshttp://www.youtube.com/user/bridport Princess Bride, Sin City, Hell Boy, Reservoir Dogs. Older movies include: Less the Zero, Breakfast Club ( I know I'm dating myself here ) Better off Dead ( come on... the talking hamburger! ) Tombstone (I'm your Huckleberry!), City of Angels ( man, I'm about to cry just thinking about that stinkin movie!)I love the movies. Just not a big TV fan.

Television:

When I'm home to watch I usually catch Crossing Jordan. When I want brainless fun I'll watch Family Guy or American Dad.

Books:

Laurell K. Hamilton has (2) wicked series. One is about vampires, and one is about fairies. LOVE THEM!

Heroes:

You are all my heros! Call me I want to hear your voices. Sexy, Evil, HELL just some heavy breathing! Tell me who you are or leave it a mystery!
" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

My Blog

2 Cent Advice *updated*

I need your help... I have been a low budget therapist for the last 3 mos .... I am NOT someone who should EVER give advice,but they keep coming back for me. Masochists! Like someone who is lactose i...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

Jager is HEALTHY goodness!!!

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A fruity cocktail may not only be fun to drink but may count as health food, U.S. and Thai researchers said on Thursday. Adding ethanol -- the type of alcohol found in rum, vod...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Some Days I Feel Older Than Usual

So you know those emails that go back and forth ... You're a product of the 80s & 90s etc... if you remember *fill in the blank* Well I looked at the list and yes, I can remember most of the items...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST

My Poor Gender Confused Pooch

My dog decided it was a good idea to slice is back pad & webbing in half on some landscape siding today. The poor munchkin had more blood on him that Carrie at her highschool prom Where was I?!?&...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

Did you know....

Did you know that HR Puffenstuff was the first EVER EMO kid! Exhibit A:  Look at the hair... Just die it black and voila Exhibit B: The dark circles under his eyes.  He either gets them fr...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

Old News

TOKYO, April 12 (Reuters) - Chie Imai, furrier to Japan's royal family, wants more young women to wear the real thing, for the sake of their skin. "Fake fur is bad for your health," Imai told Reuters ...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

She blew more than an O-ring!

In March, the Pascha brothel in Cologne , Germany , introduced an early-bird special for seniors age 66 and above, offering services for half-price between noon and 5 p.m. [Reuters, 3-14-07] Come ear...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:39:00 PST

Once bitten twice shy..........

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man has met and married a 22-year-old woman after, by his own account, dreaming of her phone number and then sending her a text message. WTF.... in the U.S. that would get...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST

Hit me baby one more time.....

Sooooo remember back when I told you I bought a Britney doll @ the thrift store.... As a child star she went down hill faster than a prostitute licking shots of methadone off her pimp's ass cheeks 2...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

I'm going to be road kill, I just KNOW it!

Soooooo for our anniversary we got mountain bikes.  We wanted to find something to do together as a family. What THAT means is that we can BOTH be in traction with morphine drips! The black bike...
Posted by Sofa King Exiled on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST