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Taco of Tea Co.

tacoteaco

About Me

I am She-Ra hear me purr.
I collect Rubber Ducks
I love Jalepino Potato Chips
I love Cheap Vodka
I love Velvet Elvis paintings
I love Lawn Gnomes (not those blasted sock gnomes)
I love chocolate
I love Bras (hey they should feel pretty too) I'll love you if you let me!
I love myself (but not in the touchy touchy way...well sometimes!) I have a thing for laughing at stupid shit and babbling when nervous. I want to make the most out of my life, that is why I am a student. Yes at this age I am doing homework. I love to be happy, drunk, and euphoric after a good lay. I don't really care what you think of me, just be honest with me.
I am a woman who loves life, her children, chips and dip, being silly and laughing at ones self. I think that cheap vodka and silver dollars submerged in ice water make for a fun night at strip clubs! I believe that we should live our lives without regrets, because we never know if today will be our last. And I believe in dancing naked in front of the mirror at least once and teaching your children that dancing with a hairbrush to the Shrek soundtrack is great. And I truly think that children should be embarrassed by their parents, therefore, I try to embarrass mine as much as I can! (dancing to the tire machine at Wal-mart as tweedleone slinks off is the funniest thing EVER! And who knew that once you get to a certain point that tire thingy plays music???)
I love to laugh and cry and do the chicken dance. I am a woman who has a full range of emotions. And I may have pudge, but it doesn't mean you can touch it!
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My Interests

My education. My Tweedles. Sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Chicken, Its what's for dinner

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Boopsie
People Iced: Twenty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Fourteen
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Dry Duck
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I'm looking for friends that are good drinks, good food and good music

Music:



Movies:

Movies? Oh thats funny.... Yeah like I have the time to sit through a movie.

Books:

Text Books.

Heroes:

Who else but the Greatest American Hero!

My Blog

Peek-a-boo

I sorta see you.  I have emerged of the abyss known as life.  You may be asking yourself, where have you been?  Climbing large grassy knolls and rolling down them? Taking lon...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST

I Love Old People....

Today I had to go to the eye doctor, as this taco has been getting headaches....bad ones.  So, after my initial exam and they dialated my eyes, I had to sit in the waiting room.  (btw...my e...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:28:00 PST

Win Will I learn and other random tidbits.

*Just a random thought...saying the word tidbits is sooooooooo cool.  Especially when you have been drinking....*   Okay first, last summer I found that the makers of Nair were men who were ...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:38:00 PST

Things I have learned...

Things I have realized within the last three hours: 1) I really really detest the taste of beer.  However in moments where alcohol is wanted and your happy little ass is BROKE, it works.  Ho...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:52:00 PST

Holy Craptacular Batman

Okay for those who know me IRL know what my hair means to me.  I LOVE my long hair.  Through headaches and heat waves its part of who I am.  I mean I truly ruly love it. Well, I cut it ...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

Oh where oh where has my little taco gone....

Yes my readers, life blows.  Let me preface by mentioning that I am drunk.  Not just any drunk but VERY Drunk.  So anyone working with me in the morning, be fore-warned.  :D SUCKAS...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:49:00 PST

Hi I am Taco Tea Co

And I am an addict.     Yes, folks I am here to admit that I have and addiction.  One so all consuming and literally my body aches for this addiction.  Than not 30 minutes later, m...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:37:00 PST

Conversations with a Tweedle

So, here is a brief funny.... Tweedletwo has Kindergarten screening tomorrow.  She has informed me that she will not be she does not want to go to school. T2: I don't want to start kindergarten M...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:14:00 PST

My Life as a Clip Show

Here I sit, watching re-runs of Seinfield. Not just any re-runs, but a clip show.  You know the highlights of the show up until that point.  That got me to thinking, what would my clips...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:19:00 PST

The things Tweedles Say

First off, let me start by saying I am totally and completely drunk.  Not just a little drunk , but shit faced to the south wind drunk.  I am sorry in adavance if my spell checking is not co...
Posted by Taco of Tea Co. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST